Mexican Moses 

A turd found floating in a lazy river at a Mexican resort.

"No otra vez," said Pablo as he grabbed the skimmer. "Not another Mexican Moses."

or

"Dios mio! Look out for that Mexican Moses!"

Mexican Moses by Mia Mames McGillicutty November 12, 2011

Baby Moses

When one poops in a toilet that is already full of toilet paper. The formation resembles the baby Moses floating down the Nile in his basket of reeds.

Brian made a Baby Moses when he took a dump, wiped himself, and then sat down to poop again.

Baby Moses by cg115 March 10, 2011

Oh, Moses, smell the roses 

For God's sake, get a clue

Oh, Moses, smell the roses. She's cheating on you!

Oh, Moses, smell the roses by Genku July 29, 2003

Crikey Moses 

An exclamation of surprise, like when I test drove my car for the first time and the turbo came in.

Me: Mmm, sounds ok, bit slow though.

2 seconds later...

Car: Fsssssssssssssssssstttttt Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap Ptchooooooooooo
Me: CRIKEY MOSES!!!!!!!!

Crikey Moses by Wise Man November 20, 2003

nose moses

A term for a girl who allows you to part your ballsack on her nose like the Red Sea - each testicle resting on either cheek.

"Yeah bro, parted my ballsack on my nose moses yesterday. Needless to say she didn't enjoy it."

nose moses by jc42069 November 21, 2017

Drop a moses 

When you take a dump so large, that the water in the toilet parts.

Holy shit, dude, I just had to drop a moses and the water splashed out.

Drop a moses by TonyS DanzaS August 26, 2006

flaming moses 

It's when a person sets their own pubic hair on fire and then listens for the voice of God

While jimmy was home alone, he performed a flaming Moses in an attempt to get closer to God.

flaming moses by SPANKY1113 March 23, 2017