person male/female who has coolness factor of a million fonzies and a sex drive of a wild yak on heat. The word is mainly used by wealthy monkey trainers from the West Indies who migrate with their monkey herds to the fertile monkey breeding plains of Shalmandrakane.
Boris the farmer: man that guy is one smooth character.
Boris the farmer: man that guy is one smooth character.
by BrizzaTheAlmighty June 21, 2004
Get the monotsoiricle mug.Derogatory term for an individual of such uni-dimensional nature that they are unable to express anything other than a vague sense of satisfaction at all times. May claim to be 'happy', but will actually be unaware of what this emotion constitutes. Liable to be immensely repressed, and may well become alcoholic and/or psychotic in time.
Common examples include: Jack Johnson; presenters of morning television shows; Brick Tamlin; that person in your office who's permanently happy.
Common examples include: Jack Johnson; presenters of morning television shows; Brick Tamlin; that person in your office who's permanently happy.
Them: "Jack Johnson's music is awesome, its so chillaxed."
You : "Jesus... whats wrong with you?"
Them: "Nothing, his music makes me happy."
You : "No, you're confusing 'happiness' with 'numbness'. Happiness is a state which can only exist in relation to sadness. You're such a fucking monotard."
Them: "I love lamp".
You : "Jesus... whats wrong with you?"
Them: "Nothing, his music makes me happy."
You : "No, you're confusing 'happiness' with 'numbness'. Happiness is a state which can only exist in relation to sadness. You're such a fucking monotard."
Them: "I love lamp".
by Murray G April 11, 2008
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by redo92 December 31, 2009
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by Momotree April 3, 2011
Get the Momotree mug.A japanese "free-word". Meaning it can be used with any definition and fits into any part of speech.
(noun) 1. Wow, look at that fine mojoto.
(verb) 2. Dude, are we going to mojoto tonight?
(adjective) 3. You're looking quite mojoto tonight.
(verb) 2. Dude, are we going to mojoto tonight?
(adjective) 3. You're looking quite mojoto tonight.
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