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mooch

1. someone who can't buy their own shit and just looks for free handouts
2. xavier at home depot
xavier is a mooch
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Mooch

Someone who never offers anything and weasels their way into somewhere they weren't invited. Commonly found in the sale aisle at dollar general. Often gets defensive when asked to contribute.
Dude that Richmond kid was mooching super hard last night. Ya bro only time I hear from him is around holidays during the summer. Don't you have a beach condo bro? Ya Dude.
by BSSmith June 3, 2020
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mooch

That mooch of wookies tried to sell me a grilled cheese sandwich in the Phish concert parking lot.
by Sueshi December 8, 2010
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Locker Mooch

The person in your group of friends who uses other peoples' lockers constantly and never their own.
Sean: Dude, is all this shit yours?
John: No man, it's Cadens'. God, that guy is such a fucking locker mooch.
by 1_2_3_NYOOM May 6, 2014
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Mooch

The word is a verb used to replace words such as look and explore.
James: Hey, do you fancy going to that rave.
Brandon: Ye, I don’t mind going for a mooch.
by Bangoraye March 27, 2020
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Mike da mooch

Hey there goes Mike da mooch aka daddy’s little mooch
by Pnuggit87 April 9, 2022
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