Moistees

noun: what happens when a female or homosexual man becomes sexually aroused. Causing profuse amounts of lubricants to secrete from the vagina walls and/or rectum.

Dude, I just gave Gina the moistees.

Guy 1: Hey bro. Why is the couch all wet?

Gut 2: Sorry brosef, I just watched Sleepless in Seattle and got the moistees.

by Not Jordan and Brandon May 7, 2009

mointer

Indefinately ugly, one level up from munter, which despite being very ugly is still defined within the laws of physics.

Fuck me son, she was a right mointer

by shadopyro May 11, 2010

moidering

"Moidering" is a North Wales term for someone who is generally talking shit...

I wanted to punch Daniel last night he was moidering so much!

by Wi11iams May 16, 2016

Moisterous

When moist just is too moist.

Her body was too moisterous.

by Verno T December 9, 2016

Moises

HE REALLY COOL AND HE LOVE MUSIC ADN ADN I FORGOT

MOISES HES SO HOT
HE COOL

by MOI THE GOD November 6, 2018

mitehash

someone that nibbles off of your cock instead of sucking

stop mitehashing my dick

by hehyehyeheyhe December 13, 2020

gina-mite

Sudden, unexplainable itching of the topical vaginal area, also known as the mons pubis or fupa in some individuals, caused by an unseen or imaginary source.

During sex one night my Stourettes flared up and I told my boyfriend how when I was younger and my pussy would itch I would say it was because I had gina-mites.

by lablady September 24, 2011