A dumb 6ft retard who is a certified lesbian Donald trump eater who fucks unicorns with his left toe while claiming he’s got a hot girlfriend while obviously fucking 2 dudes at the same time. He bench presses 200 kilos while telling floppins to shut up and stop being a fatty while telling him to be Sam sulek. But in reality Mitch is just a gay fuck who needs to stop Fucking unicorns with his toe. He is just plain out gay he literally rides a track bike while Fucking Donald trump in the pp hole.
Ari: that’s so gay don’t fuck me
Mitch: it’s ok I’m a Mitch
Ari: ok it’s all good slide it in its only 2cms after all
Mitch: it’s ok I’m a Mitch
Ari: ok it’s all good slide it in its only 2cms after all
by Daddy floppins November 30, 2023
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Mitch is a common American boy’s name, typically short for “Mitchell.” This name could also be unisex. It is rooted from the biblical name, “Michael”, which means “Who is like God?” The name Mitch can also be a name that is used for someone who is chronically online, spends all their free time on Discord, Twitter, and TikTok, and is a self-proclaimed “certified biohazard” and a “danger on the roads”
Aj: “Hey, what’s wrong with that person over there?”
Dylan: “That’s just Mitch. He doesn’t shower and spends all of his time on Discord.”
Aj: “Wow, what a loser.”
Dylan: “That’s just Mitch. He doesn’t shower and spends all of his time on Discord.”
Aj: “Wow, what a loser.”
by ihatetoxicgingers July 10, 2024
Get the Mitch mug.Mitch is an American name that can possibly be short for Michael or Mitchell. In religious terms, specifically the bible, it means “who resembles god.” Mitch can also be a name used online to describe someone who is chronically online or extremely manipulative.
Aj: “What’s wrong with that guy?”
Dylan: “That’s just Mitch. He’s spent the past 15 days scrolling Twitter, TikTok, and Discord; that’s why he smells so bad.”
Dylan: “That’s just Mitch. He’s spent the past 15 days scrolling Twitter, TikTok, and Discord; that’s why he smells so bad.”
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