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miserable

The word for the feeling that we sometimes call depression without the attached social malaise ( ie the need to take medication, go to shrink, talk too much, eat too much etc ).
I'm feeling miserable today, I'll feel better tomorrow.
by millerthegorilla January 25, 2009
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misteress

A man other than her husband with whom a married woman has an ongoing sexual relationship.
Damn girl, you married and still got friends with benefits!
Yeah, I've got a few misteresses.
by Dr. L1 April 24, 2008
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Miserable bastard

A person who behaves in a selfish, self centred, lazy or miserly way; a killjoy.

Can be strengthened by adding fucking as an adjective: "miserable fucking bastard".
"I asked him to lend me 20 dollars and he told me to fuck off! The miserable bastard!"

"Let's go to the party!"
"I can't be bothered. I want to stay at home and read a book."
"You miserable bastard."
by ktmboy August 20, 2008
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twisted misters

having a case of diarrhea
I had too many beers last night and woke up with a case of the twisted misters.
by anonymous please August 29, 2007
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misery insurance

Betting against your team winning a sporting event to create a win-win situation.
Your team wins: you are happy (WIN)

Other team wins: You win money (WIN)
by Gumba Gumba August 4, 2004
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ur sisters a mister

This is five times worse than ur granny tranny. Every time this is said the fabric of space a time rips.
Bob: ur mom gay and ur granny tranny.
Josh: Don’t make me say it bro.
Bob: you won’t Bitch.
Josh: ur sisters a mister.
*Bobs head explodes and the fabric of time and space rips destroying Jupiter*
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