Mid Pepperoni

This is a euphemism for being in the middle of sex. Can also be used for being in the middle of eating a piece of pepperoni or pepperoni pizza, although this is far less interesting

Dude, I was mid pepperoni and then out of the blue she grabbed my nuts. It completely ruined the mood.

by Mr Pepperoni May 17, 2022

Mid-Game

A 3/4 sa juju non who 'can do f7' with a 25m pb and cata 25

im a mid-gamer as i can do f5 in under an hour

by Mr. 3tun September 7, 2021

mids master

When you smoke nothing but middle grade cannabis.

Are you smoking Wojo again? You’re such a mids master.

by TheRealMidsMaster April 13, 2021

beautiful mid

A woman who is pretty average looking but is very beautiful in her own way.

She is might be a cashier at a fast food place, or that one girl in class.

Whoever she is, you kinda wanna ask her out.

Guy 1: hey you know Jasmine. Idk why but she’s just so cute.
Guy 2: she’s kinda mid
Guy 1: I know, but the way she walks, talks and does her hair is sooo cute.
Guy 2: she’s miiiiiid
Guy 1: fine, she’s beautiful mid

by Mrmanta14 September 10, 2023

Mid-poop

When friend stops middle of taking a dump to let another friend in dire need of taking a piss.

Hey John thanks for that mid-poop I thought I would piss myself.

by half crap February 24, 2009

Mid-stroke

The act of being midway through a stroke.
Stroke referring to stroking the penis.

Steven: OMFG WTF ARE YOU DOING!!
Matt: OMG DUDE!
Steven: Put that away!
Matt: You caught me mid-stroke D:

by MIDSTROKEMATT August 21, 2011

Mid-shelf

A magazine that isn't pornographic enough to be top-shelf, but is still sold more or less with the single purpose of providing material for masturbation. Often contain women who believe themselves to be famous for something other than their breasts.

My girlfriend doesn't like me buying porn, so I just get the mid-shelf magazines and pretend it's for the gadget reviews.

Since Gemma Atkinson left Hollyoaks, her entire career has been posing for mid-shelf magazines.

by Bobby Tables September 9, 2009