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Michigan Wolverines

A college football team with very cocky fans. UM, sorry, make that scUM fans constantly bring up their many national titles and their series lead over Ohio State. But they never mention that 10 of their 11 NCs were won in the leather helmet era, and that they haven't won an undisputed NC since 1949. Also, their series lead against the Buckeyes is pretty much only because they beat OSU alot back in the 1800s and early 1900s, when OSU was still a small A&M type school. Since 1950, the OSU/UM rivalry series has been prety much equal. (and Ohio State has won 4 of the last 5)
Michigan Wolverines fan: We always own the Buckeyes
OSU Buckeyes fan: What about all those times we beat you?
Michigan Wolverines fan: Um.....well.....derr....i don't know
OSU Buckeyes fan: What a moron
by osu fan August 7, 2006
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flushing, michigan

A small hick town most often referred to as "toilet town" by neighbors, where citizens pride themselves on making obscene amounts of money, while being so socially sheltered that it is difficult to mesh in normal society. Lots of cornfields, minivans, a.y.s.o teams, drugs, and adulterous marriages.
pete: "where are you from?"
sarah: "flushing, michigan"
pete: " oh, toilet-town, huh? we kicked your asses in football. And I think your mom's screwing my dad."
by felicityt1 October 24, 2008
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harrison michigan

Full of meth heads and teen pregnancies
by Thotyhottie June 9, 2018
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Wyoming, Michigan

A town that nothing significant ever happens in. Others from the state of Michigan haven’t heard of it and assume you are talking about the State of Wyoming. The local high school is infamous for having their varsity quarterbacks peak in high school, and can often be seen the year after they graduate attending lame high school homecoming dances with girls who don’t relive how pathetic that actually is.

When they are 30 they realize that they haven't had a single exciting or interesting experience since their senior year. Despite being a large and diverse town, not one person of any importance has ever came from the town. The biggest accomplishment you can have is not getting pregnant or knocking anyone up before your 21st birthday.

The world would be better off if the town just disappeared in the mist. Know one would come looking for it. And the worlds amount of people with STD’s would be cut in half.
Never live in Wyoming, Michigan unless your goal in life is mediocrity.
by Stacy’s Dad September 30, 2019
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Trenton,Michigan

The city of Trenton is a part of Michigan.The police are active around the town.1 high school 1 middle school 2 elementary schools.There sports level is weird they can kill it or they can....well...get killed.The students are good needless to say.Not many crimes probably because patrol officers are hiding in there cars.
Trenton,Michigan is a good and well tooled care of place.
by For.Real.Facts February 9, 2018
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Michigan Jackhammer

The act of having sex in the backseat of a car and having a friend drive down a Michigan road hitting as many potholes as possible
Lisa and I did the Michigan Jackhammer yesterday john drove...
by Detroit_Dinkleberg January 30, 2017
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pinconning, michigan

A shit little town where there's nothing to do. People who go to Pinconning High are usually either dicks or whores.
Pinconning, Michigan is just a shit-show
by Fuck._.you January 1, 2020
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