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METH DUMP

Meth Dump; When a dissatisfied and soured customer returns to your place of business, with a huge gulp of kookabura coffee and takes a horrendous revenge dump in your employee bathroom without spraying air freshener or turning on ventilation fan or even flushing, as if they had been smoking meth.
"Mrs. Jones must have been pissed because she took a massive meth dump in the customer bathroom! WELL PLAYED MRS JONES. WELL PLAYED!"
by MONGO TRAINER November 13, 2018
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meth biscuit

Biscuit referring to the measurement of the weight of an ounce.
It smells like there must be a Biscuit (meth biscuit)Factory in that trailer park.
by Theallamericancaveman August 5, 2017
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Meth mutt

Someone who is hell bent on getting high that they would do anything to get a fix. To the point of robbing friends and family and blaming them for thier treacherous habit
Brooke the meth mutt robbed me for everything leaving me with nothing and took it out on me
by Setzós March 26, 2017
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meth nap

A short nap that regenerates your energy
Pam was so tired she took a meth nap on her lunch break.
by Ggregg5425 May 28, 2016
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Turbo Meth

Turbo Meth is the street name for 4F-MPH which is a pharmaceutical drug that was originally designed to medicate people that have Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder (ADHD).

It was also put forward as a possible medication to help reduce dependency on cocaine for addicted users.

Other street names used for Turbo Meth include:
- super quick (quickie)
- charlie2 (charlie a common street name for cocaine, charlie2 is to the power of itself (charlie x charlie), also as it has a similar checmial structure to cocaine but with longer lasting effects)
- Isao (abbreviated from Isao Machii, who is strongly regarded to have superhuman abilities which user's report to feel when ingesting the drug)
- turbo meth (turbo)

Recreational drug users like to take turbo meth, for a stronger and cleaner alternative to methamphetamine and cocaine.
We are looking for some Turbo Meth or Charlie2, can you help us?
by SweetpuffOriginal November 29, 2020
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Thats meth

when your friend has such a great idea that you are so psyched to try it you cant focus on anything else
Dev: wanna order some burgers?
Pat: thats meth!

Dev: I'll Uber Eats it
by thatsmethman October 22, 2020
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Meth Hoof

A extreme form of athletes foot caused by extensive boot wearing. Often found on crankers who fall asleep in office chairs with boots on. Avoidable by wearing rubbermasterbaters due to air flow to your feet.
1. Put your socks back on Tyler no one wants to see your meth hoof.

2. Hey man when the last time you took your boots off that meth hoof is getting out of control.
by RoseJones March 29, 2021
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