METH DUMP

Meth Dump; When a dissatisfied and soured customer returns to your place of business, with a huge gulp of kookabura coffee and takes a horrendous revenge dump in your employee bathroom without spraying air freshener or turning on ventilation fan or even flushing, as if they had been smoking meth.

"Mrs. Jones must have been pissed because she took a massive meth dump in the customer bathroom! WELL PLAYED MRS JONES. WELL PLAYED!"

by MONGO TRAINER November 13, 2018

Meth-Math

A phrase intended to challenge the improper use of “Same-Same” to describe two similar, yet very contrasting, things.

It was obvious Kyle’s ability to de-escalate an argument needed improvement when he mocked Heather’s comparison of looking and touching by responding, “meth-math”.

by Karen&KyleKoss April 12, 2021

Ass-meth

The intentional placement of meth into ones ass with the intent to use at a later time; usually while incarcerated. Often dispersed to fellow inmates. Commonly laced with fecal matter.

Can you believe all those inmates shared his ass-meth.

by Eric whitefoot October 3, 2021

meth biscuit

Biscuit referring to the measurement of the weight of an ounce.

It smells like there must be a Biscuit (meth biscuit)Factory in that trailer park.

by Theallamericancaveman August 5, 2017

meth nap

A short nap that regenerates your energy

Pam was so tired she took a meth nap on her lunch break.

by Ggregg5425 May 28, 2016

Thats meth

when your friend has such a great idea that you are so psyched to try it you cant focus on anything else

Dev: wanna order some burgers?
Pat: thats meth!

Dev: I'll Uber Eats it

by thatsmethman October 22, 2020

Meth....soleucine

The longest word with 189,819 letters in the whole gosh darn world which is the chemical name for titin.
People debate whether it is or not a real word as the chemical name should be what titin is made of. We never know.
(I'm so sorry the word and definition is so long....)

Person 1: You scared of long words?
Person 2: Uhh... yeah...
Person 1: How'd you like: Meth....soleucine
Person 2: *Goes SSUI and blasts person 1 into oblivion*

by AlyviaTubez July 16, 2021