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Meth Life

Instead of sun and fun on the beach or anything resembling a normal life you do meth steal things to buy more meth and visit jail more than your parents.
We thought he was going places till he was caught stealing copper wire from the church. Now it's jail and Meth Life for him.
by russBguss November 30, 2014
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Meth mutt

Someone who is hell bent on getting high that they would do anything to get a fix. To the point of robbing friends and family and blaming them for thier treacherous habit
Brooke the meth mutt robbed me for everything leaving me with nothing and took it out on me
by Setzós March 26, 2017
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Meth....soleucine

The longest word with 189,819 letters in the whole gosh darn world which is the chemical name for titin.
People debate whether it is or not a real word as the chemical name should be what titin is made of. We never know.
(I'm so sorry the word and definition is so long....)
Person 1: You scared of long words?
Person 2: Uhh... yeah...
Person 1: How'd you like: Meth....soleucine
Person 2: *Goes SSUI and blasts person 1 into oblivion*
by AlyviaTubez July 16, 2021
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Meth Star

The biggest inanimate douche in the galaxy. Delivers multiple gassy blasts into the tightest of ass. Destroyer of middle to lower class families and defender of public masturbation/pubic pulling. As you jack your ween, don't be surprised if your foreskin is transformed into a lightly chilled beetle. Or wear Satan's recently removed face over yours as you tuck your tiny cock into a dumpster for the night. After multiple meetings with a Meth Star you will begin to have urges to fuck church pews and literally suck the tits off of dogs.
Twinkle, Twinkle, Twinkle, fuck. Meth Star's godly dick you will now suck.
by ADDT-JACE February 7, 2015
mugGet the Meth Starmug.

liquid meth

5 hour energy mixed with a redbull, chased by a shot of espresso.

It will most likely kill you.
"We dared David to try some liquid meth. He got an engineering degree in 3 days, then his chest caved in and he bled caffeine."
by LoveDumpster December 17, 2013
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meth zombie

A meth zombie is some one who is addicted to meth and uses it every single day. The causally sell them selves for the drug and walk around like zombies. It can be a man or women that is a meth zombie.
Driving around in this part of town you see a lot of meth zombies out tonight.
by Daily words for the soul November 14, 2013
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Thats meth

when your friend has such a great idea that you are so psyched to try it you cant focus on anything else
Dev: wanna order some burgers?
Pat: thats meth!

Dev: I'll Uber Eats it
by thatsmethman October 22, 2020
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