Max

Max is a person who Licks penis like a lolipop

That gentleman max loves lolis

by quantum jizz monster November 02, 2019

Max

Short for Maximus. Max is a sweetheart at birth. He loves fortnite. His favorite song is earth because lil dicky sings it and it reminds him of his childhood. Lil dicky makes Max laugh because there is a grown up word in his name. He also likes to nibble on his gold chain. Max is funny and flocking sexy , but watch out... he will steal your heart with that big d....BOO!

Max: “Mommy Mommy Zoo! Take me to the zoo!”.
Ellen: “No max, we aren’t taking you to see the flamingos splash around.”

by elflover101 July 23, 2019

Max

Max is a weird fat fuckface that literally no one likes.

Oh My God Jessica The New Kid Is Such A Max

by 25comifm April 14, 2020

Max

Has no self esteem, meaning of life, or a life

Person 1: RUN ITs DERP MAx

by 6767mu May 26, 2017

max

max is a boy who has real big cheeks

max is fat

by coolcatron January 24, 2019

Max

someone who is fun but annoying as CRAP like this kid is the annoyance in annoying

Kid - wassup max

Max - WE LIKE FORTNITE WE LIKE FORTNITE

kid - oh god piss off

by MaxIsntCool4949 September 09, 2020

Max

A person that is excellent at seducing your mum. He is most likely your father. So now you know who max is in your mums contacts. He is great at anal fisting and 69. If you need someone to wrangle with, Max is your slut.

I found my mum with a max.

by 1MaxyMan2 May 04, 2017