Fatty Matty 

Fatty Matty the man you see get stuck on The Ultimate rollercoaster ride.
Common chav dialect in the northern area, which rhymes.
Fatty Matty usually wears a red hoodie with the name 'Matty' written on it.

Yo! Fatty Matty!
he he that's Fatty Matty
Hey did you know that Fatty Matty had to go round twice because he couldn't get off the ride?

Fatty Matty by Jerry2413565 May 10, 2019

The Matty John 

The act of shitting your underwear then taking them off and putting them in your cousins trash can. While smearing the poop on the trash can lid as you put them in. Then pretending you don’t know where they are.

I got so drunk last night I had to pull the matty john.

The Matty John by Mattyjohnscousin March 25, 2022

uncle matty's 

A floral store that once existed on Bald Hill Road in Warwick, Rhode Island in the 1980's and early 1990's. The place to go to pick up flowers for your cheap n' easy Warwick girlfriend that you just met in the Warwick or Rhode Island Malls, or for that cute girl at Ann & Hope. Actually had the best selection of plants I'd ever seen! I really miss that place!

I was goin' over to see Dawn and I stopped at Uncle Matty's to buy her sum flowahs!

uncle matty's by Laktaysha October 18, 2003

Gay Ass Matty 

A homosexual Alaskan transplant who's not into gay dudes, he prefers turning straight dudes out. He is quirky and sings show tunes. Dreams of being in a Broadway gangbang. Has dog name Furggot. He is delicious, beautiful, kind hearted, a great friend and fabulous dancer. Lives in van called the Vanderbilt Estates and he never leaves his van without an elegant scarf.

Where the fuck is Gay ass Matty?

Gay Ass Matty by MindonDrugs April 24, 2019

on that matty b 

To be high as hell: smoking ridiculous amounts of marijuana.

Listen I might be crazy right now but that's because I'm on that matty b. high af buggin outon that Candice high afon that next level shit.

on that matty b by Almonteisthebae December 30, 2014

Dirty Matty 

When you’re banging a chick while wearing a black turtle neck

We were hooking up while he was wearing a Dirty Matty

Dirty Matty by The Great Zabbou November 20, 2020

Splatty Matty 

Splatty Matty is an entity and a force of nature that everyone fears. It strikes fear into the hearts of all mortal men/women. Hanging out behind the dumpsters of almost any liquor or beer store it can find he tries to entice minors into doing sexual favours for the purchase of alcohol. No sexual act is too disgusting or depraved for Splatty Matty. Even incest with his own mother. There have been many imitation Splatty Mattys but the true Splatty Matty can not be replaced. If you encounter Splatty Matty there is nothing you can do but give up all hope. He will terrorize you even in your dreams. Which he quickly turns to nightmares with his callous disregard for sexual harassment, his disgusting sexual advancements, his lack of discrimination on his targets, and the fact that he talks in the third person. You can try running but the Splatty Matty always gets what he wants.....

Emerges from behind dumpster-“Hey there kids! You lookin to get some wobbly pops?!? Well Splatty Matty would love to help you get that sweet liquid courage nectar for ya..... but first you have to swallow all of Splatty Mattys sweet sweet nectar uhhh yeahhh huhuhuh......”

Splatty Matty by Booridley March 10, 2020