Denver mattress

A Denver Mattress is when your partner sits naked on a Denver omelet while you drop a Colorado mudslide on to their reclining chest

She said she wanted to try something kinky so I suggested it Denver Mattress

by Fuckedupred January 12, 2018

Mattress hoper

People who jump from one relationship to another with ease and have low self esteem, no standards, or very low standards when it comes to choosing a significant other.

Jennifer and Dean are mattress hopers who left their significant others to be with each other. They did that before with their exes and will do it again to each other.

by Justasmartgirl July 7, 2011

Mattress Body

what you call a person with a square, large body.
let me reiterate: YOU HAVE NO CURVES!
also, people sleep on you a lot because you're a slut.

girl one: you look like you have a mattress body in that dress. only spongebob would be into you!

girl two: what the fuck? you're the one with the mattress body you whore!

girl three: oh boy! i didnt know we talked this way!

by spongebobmattressbody-pants June 20, 2011

Mattress Dragger

A person who falsely accuses someone of rape after being rejected romantically for the purposes of fame and/or revenge

Don't hang out alone with Emma, she's a real mattress dragger.

by IndescribablyLogical July 19, 2016

dragging the mattress.

To falsely accuse someone of rape.
Refers to the case of a student that dragged a mattress around college as an 'artistic statement' for months to harass the guy she falsely accused of raping her.

"Isn't that Angy, I heard she just got raped?"
"No man, she was just dragging the mattress."

by Dragging the matress. April 25, 2015

Mattress Disco

What happens when you go back to a girl's apartment and she won't hook up with you. Named for the motion of reaching up to take her shirt off and her pushing you away, similar to the popular disco move.

Man I went over to Lizzie's apartment last night and I spent four hours doing the mattress disco. She's such a tease.

by Kawabio November 12, 2009

motel mattress

i person u sleeps around a lot. motel matresses get slept on a lot by a lot of different people. so a person who sleeps around with lots a people.

john: how many people have you been with?
mary: 10
john:u motel mattress

by Alyscia Goldsmith August 1, 2008