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Dude, Stacy told me she was pregnant yesterday. I just stared right through her while sweat-mathing.
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She pawned her enemy, and to establish dominance she began muff-masking his dead body before he respawned.
by Obliviate731 November 23, 2019
Get the Muff-Masking mug.when someone on a dating app uses pictures only with their hotter friends to hide their identity as the uglier friend in the group. they have no individual pictures on their profile.
"Bro this guy only has photos of him with his more attractive friends on his profile. I can just tell he's the short king with a bad haircut."
"It's because he's friend-masking!"
"It's because he's friend-masking!"
by maddyyyyyyyyyh May 22, 2023
Get the friend-masking mug.When you realize you been getting fucked by some agreement or situation. The process of you going through your calculations, detailing how deep you got shafted, is called angry mathing
Hey Joe, I just realized how deep the landlord is shafting me...I did some angry mathing last night and figured out the numbers
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Bekie: Hey babe it's our anniversary, what are you going to get me?
Brittany: I thought we would indulge in some lesbian muff mushing.
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I was hanging out with a new girl today, but I had the WORST farts. I was Gas-Masking the whole time.
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I was hanging out with a new girl today, but I had the WORST farts. I was Gas-Masking the whole time.
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