by 4th Street King December 10, 2021
Get the martys bitchmug. es una queen nadie es mas queen que ella, plus sabe hablar al revés corte quien hace eso??? marti benza sos unique, inigualable, inalcanzable, i mean....!!!!
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by aegnzalez November 21, 2021
Get the Marti Benzamug. The female Marty is not like your well known male Marty, but more of a clearance rack at goodwill that pretends it's designer made. The female Marty usually dwells in her bedroom surrounded by half drank energy drinks and cigarette butts. Born and raised in or around a trailer park. Cleaning, cooking and acting/speaking beyond a 3rd grade education level is only possible when coerced by fast-food or money.
Check out that female Marty, is that a mayo stain on her shirt or wait....probably just a cum stain.
by Taco bell Rave slut January 15, 2021
Get the Female Martymug. Instead of free throws, when opposing basketball players foul they must enter a ring and get three slaps or receive three slaps
by eriqp April 17, 2017
Get the Three Punch Martymug. Beshorah Marty is a very beautiful and smart girl. She is brave, confident and kind to others. During school she's pretty quiet but other than school she's very active or can also be called very open. If you want to find a friend that is caring and fun to hangout with, find the name Beshorah Marty. Because Beshorah or Horah means joy.
"Look, that's her ! She's the kind girl I was talking about before. Hi Beshorah Marty, how are you !"
by foxyfury January 4, 2022
Get the Beshorah Martymug. A circuit training program which combines exercise with massage. This was created by Major Martha Halftrack, US Army (Ret.). Usually done in the mornings before her husband, Amos, gets up. It is very comforting. So, if you want comfort without a barrage, go to Camp Swampy and get a Marty Massage.
Marty: Hey Bryant, you look tired, honey. What can I do to wake you up? (Suddenly snaps her hand) I know, how about a Marty Massage? You love those!
Bryant: Okay, how about five minutes of massage, then we run down to the DFAC and back again, and then another massage? (Jumps up and takes off running)
Marty: Whoah! Hold up! We haven't even done the warm up stretches, yet. Remember, you can't do PT cold body. You'd rip a muscle, sweetie pie.
Amos: What are you two doing? Oh, the Marty Massage? I love that! Can I do it, too?
Bryant: Sure! Drop and give me one-fifty! (Blows the whistle) Ten HUT!
Marty: Good God! One hundred and fifty push ups? That's a lot of push ups. That's my honeybear, don't burn him up!
Bryant: I'm not. (They all start running for the DFAC) I'm hungry. All this exercise made me want to eat.
Amos: Whoah! Me too! I gotta eat. Then, after we eat, we can burn off more goo. Good thing she knows what she's talking about.
Marty: Well, would any of you like a massage? Its not just exercise, its massage too! The Marty Massage is awesome!
Bryant: Okay, how about five minutes of massage, then we run down to the DFAC and back again, and then another massage? (Jumps up and takes off running)
Marty: Whoah! Hold up! We haven't even done the warm up stretches, yet. Remember, you can't do PT cold body. You'd rip a muscle, sweetie pie.
Amos: What are you two doing? Oh, the Marty Massage? I love that! Can I do it, too?
Bryant: Sure! Drop and give me one-fifty! (Blows the whistle) Ten HUT!
Marty: Good God! One hundred and fifty push ups? That's a lot of push ups. That's my honeybear, don't burn him up!
Bryant: I'm not. (They all start running for the DFAC) I'm hungry. All this exercise made me want to eat.
Amos: Whoah! Me too! I gotta eat. Then, after we eat, we can burn off more goo. Good thing she knows what she's talking about.
Marty: Well, would any of you like a massage? Its not just exercise, its massage too! The Marty Massage is awesome!
by Dusty's Baby Powder August 1, 2011
Get the Marty Massagemug. by Bombino60 May 28, 2021
Get the Marty Taxmug.