Marty Grossman

A stereotype for a rotund Jewish male who is extremely hairy. This man is often described as looking precisely like anti Jewish ww2 propaganda. Often with a very pointed long nose, and a background in either it, law, finance, or medicine such as podiatry. This man can speak with a mild to strong New York accent, and most likely has an average length penis with an extremely rotund girth that matches his physique. When walking this man tends to waddle, girating back and forth. This man could often be described as highly intelligent and charismatic, often weaseling his way into high level positions with his prowess, unfortunately this man looks like the human embodiment of a mole, and has the back hair to show for it.

Yo Brody you look like a total Marty Grossman.

Oyyy Veyy oh chutzpah the s&p is a total bear right now!

by Ritards Future Father October 7, 2025

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Female Marty

The female Marty is not like your well known male Marty, but more of a clearance rack at goodwill that pretends it's designer made. The female Marty usually dwells in her bedroom surrounded by half drank energy drinks and cigarette butts. Born and raised in or around a trailer park. Cleaning, cooking and acting/speaking beyond a 3rd grade education level is only possible when coerced by fast-food or money.

Check out that female Marty, is that a mayo stain on her shirt or wait....probably just a cum stain.

by Taco bell Rave slut January 15, 2021

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tasia & marty

They can be very disrespectful times , Marty is on a whole other level of nasty then Tasia , Tasia is a lowkey freak and Marty likes to be on some other freaky stuff . Tasia & Marty will always clown and joce together they never thought about dating . They cant stand each other at the end of the day they will always clown around together .

Tasia & Marty throwin big b’s

by biggggb’sssss November 7, 2018

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