kill screw marry

its a game you play where you name three people and the other person says who they would kill, screw or marry
Person 1:Kill screw marry: Garrett, Joey, Grant
Person 2: I would kill joey, screw Garrett and marry Grant.
by blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa February 5, 2012
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Hook up married

When your wife falls asleep in her sweets as soon as you walk in the door, then you put your laptop on her back and wank off to videos of other having sex.
My friend is the most well adjusted husband, he is always hook up married
by Wife is killing me December 7, 2013
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Jojo’s bizarre married life- a gay fan fiction abomination produced by CLAMP where jotaro and kakyoin have children. It is the most god-aweful shitpost-worthy piece of media possibly ever created. It is the origin of the meme “kakyoin, did you lay this egg?” You sort of get the point. And their kid, jouta kujo, has a stand named after dish soap. And kakyoin poisons Dio with his horrible cooking. IT WAS ALSO ANIMATED BY STUDIO MADHOUSE. I wish I was kidding, somebody help
Person 1: have you read Jojo’s Bizarre Married Life ?
Person 2: don’t you ever fucking mention that fucking manga ever
by GenosCyborg July 24, 2023
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Fuck-marry-kill

From stepbrothers, other people have seen it too.
Fuck-marry-kill was still popular back in 2008.
by Solid Mantis June 27, 2020
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MMC (Married Man Crush)

Having a fantasy/crush on a married man, whom you suspect is sexually attracted to you, but you know he won't actually leave his wife, so it's kinda safe. And fun.
I have an MMC (Married Man Crush) on my sexy neighbor, but he's totally married.
by MiaMya February 1, 2010
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National marry me day

Ask your lover to marry you,
Or ask your best bud to platonically marry you, you can also use this date to confess to ur loved one
National marry me day is about appreciating your loved one
by T&A :)) May 18, 2022
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