Maria

Fat-ass bastard who likes hoe'in around with the football team.

real ass beana: Mannnnn that whale they caught in the ocean is such a Maria.

by realassbeaner February 1, 2023

Maria

Maria is the sexiest human alive. she’s literally a god. She’s really hot and gorgeous. she’s the kindest and the funniest. you should find a Maria for u. Every guy wants her so if u have a friend who’s called maria don’t show her to your bf, he must fall in love with her.

boy1- dammit i js can’t stop thinking about that girl.
boy2- is she a maria?
boy1- yes! she’s the hottest girl i’ve ever seen.
boy2- ikr!! marias are the best

by jadennn1 June 17, 2022

maria

perfect

Maria is perfect

by Dino And Cat September 11, 2021

Maria

A girl who likes to listen to beyonce and has 2 kids who’s names start with a d and a j . And is in there 40’s and has long hair

Ouu there go Maria

by They adore me November 23, 2021

Maria

Maria is a great great great student
She is amazing
You will love her
All of her teachers love her

Oh Maria, she is such a fantastic girl

by shrimp1234 May 5, 2019

Maria

Maria is the name given to an old woman who likes poop.

My grandma's such a Maria.
She has chronic diarrhea.

by A rotting cheese January 11, 2022

maria

maria is a really sweet person and makes you laugh when you don't want to. she is crazy and funny she never let you

person down. she has an opened heart for everyone. she is really pretty as her eyes glow in the sunlight. maria is a

trustworthy person and she is loyal. so if you you have maria as a friend then keep her forever, but if you don't wee you better get one.

you are the best maria

by emma. smith2 November 10, 2019