Bob Marley Friendly

A confirmation that you are allowed to posses and consume marijuana. Free from scrutiny or seizure.

George: Are you going to the Airliner tonight?

Frank: Nah, their security is not Bob Marley Friendly.

George: Bullshit, I was there last week and everyone was puffing on the balcony.

by A_Wax August 23, 2011

fudge mallet

The act of defecating into a sock and utilising said tool as a weapon.

Sweet mother of Jesus, Sally totally gave me the fudge mallet last night!

by Bawbag Johnson June 15, 2018

junk mallet

The act of injuring your genitals in order to avoid fucking an ugly person

I had to pull out the junk mallet before I took that butter face back to my house .

by Caulkknocker March 7, 2019

The Manley Threshold

When developing a piece of software, the point at which you would harm yourself should the code be lost for whatever reason.

Can be recognized by the developer themself or by an observer of the developer.

You’re past the Manley Threshold. Is the code backed up? You’d better make sure your code is backed up.

by PatientSpouse December 17, 2020

dirty Mally

When you're in a nightclub, dancing and getting sweaty, and you go over to someone and give them a big hug.

I saw Paul in the Tartan bar the other night. He came over and gave me a massive dirty mally.

by Jjamjj September 26, 2021

Maryland Crab Mallet

When your significant other is on her menstrual cycle, you turn her sideways and make a fist. You slide 4 fingers in her love tunnel and jam your thumb in her anus. You bring her to orgasm and your hand looks like it’s covered in Old Bay and crab mustard when you pull it out.

She was on her period and I wanted crabs, so I gave her the Maryland Crab Mallet.

by LowMansLyric469 June 5, 2023

dirty Brayden Mapley

When a man really really hates them fucking black ass, tree climbing, watermelon eating loving monkeys. this is from the bottom of their heart, and no one can change them, they feel this way because they were once raped by a black man when they were just a kid, and never could look at them the same way.

You are a dirty Brayden Mapley

by DADDY CAMO October 19, 2023