Millennial

The worst people on planet earth -- first generation in human history that can't even tell a girl from a boy.

Why does that guy keep calling Johnathan Yaniv "she?" Oh--he's just another millennial.

by Bal-der-Dash February 5, 2020

Millennial

A group of normal people who watch anime and hentai. One exception could be watching cartoons.

I met this millennial today, he was the coolest fag I've met.

by Hehsusjsjsjasjsjxndw October 14, 2017

Geriatric Millennial

A person who is young but acts beyond his years.

My girlfriend is 20, but she’s got her shit together and she likes to knit; she’s such a geriatric millennial!

by El Jeffe 84 January 19, 2018

Millennial Paradox

This is the process of being both fully aware of something, and also being completely ignorant of it at the same time.
Demonstrated perfectly by Millennials who are 'fighting the cause', but have no chuffing idea what is really going on.

"I did movember so, like, you know, I know all about prostate cancer and stuff"
"tell me more about prostate cancer"
"well, erm, Movember is for prostate cancer. And it's cancer. Of the prostrate sic"
"genius - Millennial paradox right there"

by Pidgemeister January 11, 2017

Millennials

Not all but generally they are scum that believe they are entitled to receive anything and blame their problems on others. As children they received a ribbon for finishing second last in a race and were told it was not their fault for failing their test it was the teachers. They will tell you what to be offended by and are hyper-sensitive and will whinge if you insult them. They are too lazy to work hard to earn a lot of money and instead believe that communism is the best way forward because it has definitely been shown to work throughout history. Though you got to feel sorry for them, life ain’t fair.

Millennials: I’m broke, depressed and have a massive student loan.
Gen Z: bruh rip

by Frankenstein’s Dongle January 24, 2021

millennial

A mindless sheep to the democrats.

Alex: The president is doing a great job
Simon: The president should be fired
Alex: Wow millennial's sure are mindless sheep.

by C_K December 19, 2019

Millennialize

to remove any substance such as intellectual complexity, subtlety, or sophistication in favor of perceived style or swagger; to dumb down to the lowest common denominator in an attempt to appeal to everyone as often displayed by the culture, music, and arts of the Millennial Generation.

1.) J.J. Abrams Millennialized Star Trek in 2009.

2.) Ah crap I'm not going to see the new Robocop. You know they are just going to Millenialize it.

3.) Jim: "Wow old school hip hop is so much different than today's steaming pile of crap. Their lyrics used to have meaning, coherent structure, and wow they even told a story! What the hell happened?"

Jane: "Ah you know right around the late 1990s when MTV changed from showing music videos to reality TV, the only music being pushed was that that would appeal to the most people possible. Artists had to Millennialize their music to appeal to a new generation of culturually bankrupt, brainwashed, socially media addicted youth."

Jim: "Ah that makes sense. That's why music in general is just god awful these days. Well what comes next?"

Jane: "Collapse of Western Civilization.

4.) Jim: "Wow look at the difference between comedians of the past and comedians now. Eddie Murphy, George Carlin, and Chris Rock were actually intelligent, edgy, and creative. How did utter lame ass morons like Dane Cook ever become popular?"

Jane: "Either Dane Cook was never that funny or he Millenialized his act."

by Intellectual Savior. January 30, 2014