Two wrongs don't make a right

The world's oldest copout. Obviously this term was coined by someone who had just wronged someone and feared their wrath.

I know I just punched you in the face for no reason even though you were minding your own business, but don't hit me back because two wrongs don't make a right bro.

by MarcusDude September 30, 2012

can god make a taco so hot not even he can eat it?

A question with no answer, if god can do everything then if he can make the taco that means he cannot eat the spiciest food, if he cannot make the taco that means that god cannot make a taco too spicy for him. lose lose situation.

I went to the church and told the priest, if god can do ANYTHING, can god make a taco so hot not even he can eat it? everyone stood there speechless with no answer, including the priest

by redwings... December 12, 2008

Why don't you just make a pizza?

An appropriate alternative to any suggestion whatsoever.

"Hey, we were going to get Chinese food. Want to come along?"
"Why don't you just make a pizza?"

"The United States need to send more, better armed troops to Iraq in order to win the peace and keep America's interests in the Middle East."
"Why don't you just make a pizza?"

by Black Omega October 25, 2004

One wrong don't make a right

1: It is not acceptable to do something bad to someone, especially when that someone didn't deserve it.

2: It is never right to wrong someone, especially when that someone is minding his own business.

One wrong don't make a right is a counter-quote when "two wrongs don't make a right" is said.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant September 28, 2005

make a turd

Description of food that isn't great, but is ok...it'll "make a turd."

The tacos weren't too bad--they'll make a turd.

by Rat Scratch July 9, 2006

Makaela

The baddest bitch to ever walk this earth. The realest n***a you’ll ever meet.

Makaela is THAT BITCH!!

by Makaela Is That Bitch January 5, 2021

Make a Wish

it is said that at if you make a wish at 10:10 your dreams, desires and wishes will come true.

Make a wish today from the bottom of your heart, sincerely, honestly and with the purest intentions.

Peace. Harmony. Love

close your eyes and make a wish... is 10:10pm

by wish maker 119 June 16, 2010