Mobile mailbox

When you take a nasty ass shit in an elevator and deliver it to another floor.

Luke took a massive dookie in the elevator and sent the mobile mailbox to the lobby.

by Steeple Dave April 30, 2014

Auto-mail

A type of prosthetic used in the Fullmetal Alchemist world, which is the best manga/anime to have ever existed. Could be just a replacement arm, or even a shotgun/machinegun/missile launcher for your leg. Maybe just a new finger? Who knows? It can replace any thing.

"Oh no! My d@#$ got bitten off by a dog!"
"Don't worry, get an auto-mail d@#$ to repace it!"

by Glitch in the System388 October 4, 2008

G-Mail Bomb

When a thread in your gmail account gets so many messages that it creates a new thread (over 100). Especially effective when it happens in between gmail sessions.

I checked my gmail this morning and it was empty, I logged in about 45 minutes later and my asshole friends kept talking about old movies and video games so much I had 300 useless messages broken up into 3 threads!

Dude... you were G-Mail Bombed.

by trashandsuicide October 8, 2009

Russian mail-order bride consolidation play

When you raise capital in an investment fund to acquire multiple Russian mail-order bride platforms. This is done so that the investor controls the supply chain of connecting beautiful Russian women and rich white men.

Conspiracy theorists state that this is how the Russian government blackmails powerful politicians and businessmen. There have not yet been any recorded cases of Russian mail-order brides blackmailing their rich, powerful husbands.

Person A - Hey are you still planning on going through that Russian mail-order bride consolidation play?
Person B - Ya, we raise $100 Million to acquire the top 20 online platforms. We will own over 90% of the market in the next two years!

by iMonkeyBIZ February 9, 2020

mail-fraudery

signing your ex-friends and ex-lovers up for unsolicited junk mail.

Did you hear that Char committed mail-fraudery on some unsuspecting senior citizen online?

by BonitaBimbo February 21, 2009

Rage Mail

To send an anger filled e-mail, generally expletives are used throughout the e-mail.

Rage Mail that bitch.

by alligator3 May 24, 2009

the mailman

Nickname given to Karl Malone, former power forward for the Utah Jazz of the NBA and one of the game's 50 Greatest Players. The name was given to him in college by a sportswriter who covered Malone's Alma Mater, Louisiana Tech.

Malone would play 18 seasons for the Utah Jazz and would become the second leading scorer in NBA history before retiring in 2005. He was well known around the league as "The Mailman" because he always seemed to deliver amazing performances.

"The Mailman had a special delivery for the Golden State Warriors last night, going off for 46 points and 13 rebounds."

"The Mailman is the most physical player in NBA history."

by Thunder DG April 11, 2008