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hello my name is yahya

someone that has the name yahya is greeting you.
by xligmez May 14, 2024
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My Name Jeff

one of the most gayest and dead meme in the history, it's basically a guy saying "MY NAME IS JEFF"to some criminals.
Gay Normie: Oi, My Name Jeff
Me: *Gunshot*
by TriHard CX April 8, 2018
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An admission that one is going to die soon, usually from a terminal illness or dangerous situation.

A reference to the Christian angel St. Peter, who guards the Gates of Heaven and determines whether one goes to Heaven or Hell. St. Peter calling your name would imply that it is your turn to be judged, which means you must be dead. Thus, admitting that he is “calling your name” makes it seem that a nearing death is inevitable.
Mom,

Thanks for being the greatest mother ever. I would love to tell you in person, but it seems that St. Peter’s calling my name. I wish this could’ve happened differently, but there’s nothing we can do about it now.

Love,
John
by SouthernScout January 12, 2023
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My Name Is Caine

He is your bitch.
My name is Caine. I am your bitch. And I’m here to show you the most horny, sex appealing, pornographic imagery you’ve ever laid your eyes upon! He’s also here to destroy Vivziepop’s career.”
by firstname bunchanumbuhs January 17, 2024
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my name is NOT BETH

The perfect response to "Somebody just called you deaf"
Also used when your name is Bethany and you don't want to be called Beth
'Dude she just called u DEAF! '

'What? '

' She called u deaf !! '

' Oh hell no, my name is NOT BETH '
by thecharacterwannie August 13, 2022
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My name is...

Walter Hartwell White, I live at 308 negra arroyo lane albequerque New Mexico 87104, I have recently smuggled methanphetamine from across the United States. I have a drug problem consisting of where I FAP to my daughter's selfies, I also have attachment issues with my wife so I hot glued my penis inside her. I also broke into your house and stole your wallet, I also broke into your child's bedroom and proceeded to then masturbate to his 'sextapes' he makes on his Nintendo 3DS at 12 am. All while twerking on his nose, I also broke into Alcatraz and fucked a dead corpse, which was actually a corroded stripping pole in Handurez, speaking of Mexico, I have shipped your wife to Argentina, where she will get a BDSM session for exactly 48 hours straight.
by ☆★Midas★☆ March 27, 2022
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