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Get the Mommy Nessa mug.When one says they are gone for a second but that second turns out to be much longer.
So it is not a slim but a thicc second and per definition mommys are thicc - so a "mommy second"
So it is not a slim but a thicc second and per definition mommys are thicc - so a "mommy second"
Jake says he's gonne be back in a second. Turns out he needs more time than that.
People who are waiting for him be like :"damn, that's a mommy second."
People who are waiting for him be like :"damn, that's a mommy second."
by YouNotHavelTheHoff August 13, 2021
Get the mommy second mug.a snapchat account that tolerates and idolizes Kim Kardashians awful parenting techniques and says its ok what she's doing and says the "haters" on social media that are giving her parenting advice are wrong and that Kim Kardashian is the best parent ever in this world and she should create a parenting blog
Social Media person: omg did you see that Kim K let north wear stilettos and red lipstick
scary mommy: OMG KIM KARDASHIAN IS THE BEST MOM EVER AND YOU ARE WRONG ABOUT HER
scary mommy: OMG KIM KARDASHIAN IS THE BEST MOM EVER AND YOU ARE WRONG ABOUT HER
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Get the Mommy milkers mug.Business hours that are worked around the workers' childrens' schedules. For example, a business may only be open on weekdays from late morning to early afternoon, when children tend to be at school. Therefore, the business is rarely open at times when customers can actually come to it.
I heard good things about that hair salon, but they're on mommy hours. Only open from 10:30-2 on weekdays and never on weekends, so I can never go to it.
by bawtx May 12, 2011
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