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Sexy Loser

1. By many standards, a sexually attractive person. But due too one or more generally unnatural fetishes and habits, is not accepted or understood (or liked) unanomously by the populous.
<see necropheliac, incestual, chronic masturbater, concensual deficator, etc.>
2. A comical and pornographic comic strip filled with characters matching the description in def. #1.
1. "Melissa? Dude, she likes to make guys eat her shit!"/"Man, that melissa is one sexy loser."
2. (opinion)- Wow! Sexy Losers is the funniest fucking comic ever! ... And the writer is almost certainly going straight to hell! That sick fucking genius bastard, shooting suck in reprisal!
by Supermanchild January 2, 2004
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alpha loser

An Alpha loser is a man or women (Redpill,PUA,MGTOW,Feminist,ect.) Who believe they are the head of there social groups or society and try to force there beliefs to others through multimedia outlets. They believe in bizzare sterytypes and often despise there counterparts (opposite genders,successful people,ect.) They see themselves as a superior while they can easily be spotted to have one or more of the following traits (low self esteem, superficial, hypocritical, delusional, obnoxious, ect.)
Guy 1: I'm a master pua, women need a man to guide them just now I went and got that girls number.
Guy 2: what do you mean you pretty much invaded her space while breathing down her neak asking her for her number.
Guy 3: the only thing you master is being an alpha loser.

Women 1: Men are such pigs, women deserve a better pay than them since they get most jobs and a upper hand in society

Women 2: you do know the wage gap has been debunked right aswell sell as every other thing you think is wrong with our 'man rulled society' stop being an alpha loser
by Your good friend Google December 23, 2016
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A Loser at Life

This is a person who meets the following criteria-
1. 20s or older who lives and depends on parents for mostly everything (food, bills, car, insurance, housing...)
2. Doesn’t have a job or doesn’t make any money and receives money from parents and significant other (volunteers to play in a band for free)
3. MALE- That makes female to pay for dates...
4. On drugs for unexplained “mental conditions”

5. Breaks up with significant other all the time for unexplained reasons.
6. Cheats on significant other.

7. Plays video games all the time.

8. In college for a stupid degree (Jazz)
9. MALE- Dates a girl but has never met the girls parents
10. Gets tattoos of video games.

11. MALE- has long hair like a female
12. Does drugs
13. Has no aspirations to do anything great.
Man, my sister is dating A Loser at Life but so self conscious she can’t see it!
by YouCantDoThat June 22, 2019
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Loner hipster

A person who thinks they are a hipster, but in fact they do not associate with the norm of the hipster ways so they are alone.

Symptoms that you may know/be a loner hipster:Denial, shower without soap(real hipsters don't shower at all), staying in to watch an indie film for a first date, constantly overusing the phrase "I don't want to see that mainstream bullshit", overlistening to the shins, and watching 500 Days of Summer over 500 times.
That George, he wears his scarf and cardigan all the time, but he doesn't frequent enough coffee shops or watch enough indie films to be a hipster, he's a loner hipster.
by georgesucks January 20, 2011
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low life loser

a person who has no future, has two felony charges, has no means of trasnportation, distributes illegal drugs, someone that is with a chick with a kid by a different guy
by BCT<3 September 25, 2010
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loser-generated content

Digital content such as online videos produced by people on the Interweb lacking time, creativity or personal taste.
"I've got an idea, let's start a viral video contest that asks for user-generated content."
"Won't work. We'll get a bunch of loser-generated content instead."
by monkeycheese99 April 21, 2010
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loser shit

When a person or group of persons participate in an activity obviously reserved for losers. Their own mothers look at them and think 'f*ck I raised a loser'

General loser activities that contribute little or nothing to society. You don't need a definition of loser shit cuz you'll know it when you see it.
Person 1 : 'My friend and I are gonna hit up a Military Airsoft simulation, and then we're heading back to his house for some anime. Wanna join in?'

Person 2: 'No thanks, that's loser shit'
by -PabloEscobar December 1, 2016
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