loftsyp

look out for those stupid young people

Mate:What you doing tonight man?
You: Out and about round the city
Mate: Loftsyp man, loftsyp

by Ian Beil April 7, 2008

The Lefty

A type of dance; eyes closed, one hand holding a drink, other hand in a fist pumping the air, feet not moving.

"Man, even Kory is doing 'The Lefty'"

by Neuspeed July 27, 2006

Lofterbating

The act of jerking off while in IM's with someone in a chatroom.

I was lofterbating while Jeannie was telling me about her girlfriend in IM'swhile I was in the chatroom.

by Cyber Kong October 10, 2005

Loftiss

Someone who like to take jizz to the face during working out, it encourages them to get strong. Loftiss's usually like gay butt sex in between getting head by old men. Loftiss's are usually strong to make up for the lack of penis size, loftiss's are know to have extremly small penis's.


Loftiss's are usually named Glenn.

"Dude, look at that doucher hes such a loftiss! I bet his penis is small too!"

by Longrod Von Penisface February 25, 2009

lefty gomez

Similar to the donkey punch: when you're fucking a girl from behind, hit her in the head with a baseball bat and bust in her. Next scoop out the jiz with a catcher's mit and then place the glove on her head so that it sticks. At any point feel free to yell LEFTY GOMEZ!

Let's get out of this baseball game and go back to my place for some Lefty Gomez

by Nuggety April 6, 2008

Loftin

A Loftin is when you loft your cum over a girl's face onto the other guy fucking her and it lands on his dick.

Oh dude I was totally gang-bangin' my bitch the other day and my bro pulled a Loftin on me.

by bellpepper October 22, 2009

lopty

a male owner that owns at arc

lopty owns you all

by Doug May 12, 2003