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lockblocker

A person who prevents the unlocking of his car door by pulling the door handle at the same time the driver presses the unlock button.
Person 1: "Hey man, can you unlock my door again? I accidentally pulled the handle." Person 2: "Could you stop being such a fucking lockblocker?"
by Edahn Small January 9, 2006
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pick her lock

fingering a women's vagina. Rubbing her clit and stimulating her clit.
Guy1: Did you pick her lock, last night?
Guy2: Yes, I picked her lock! Every time I did it, she moaned and said, “yes, do it more!”
by WeirdererDefine November 18, 2011
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Caps Lock Voice

When a normally calm person has to raise their voice and use an authortative tone. It is the equivalent to using the caps lock key in the digital world.
Sara tried to get an attitude with me yesterday and I had to turn on my caps lock voice and put her in check.

Chris was being run over at work, so Jason told him it was time to turn on his caps lock voice.
by JalWilly June 4, 2009
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On-lock

A term used to express having something perfected or easily obtainable.

As in: Locked down, perfected, dialed in, set in stone, definitely, with out a doubt, for sure, absolutely, got it down.
"Did you learn how to type yet?"
" Man I got that sh*t on-lock! I'm the best!"

"Does your friend paint well?"
"Oh yeah, her skills are on-lock."

"Can you find propane?"
"I have the best supplier on-lock."
by MFPyro August 10, 2017
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on lock

1 To have a situation under control 2 A person who is obsessive over another 3 A person currently taken
Damn foo, I got that girl on lock!
by sweetsmile4o8 June 29, 2003
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CHOCK LOCK

1. The use, esp. on Twitter by Craig Hockenberry (after whom the technique is named), of caps lock, no punctuation, and occasional misspellings to represent the speech of a somewhat mentally inferior alter ego.

2. The Caps Lock key itself when used as in 1.

3. A fictional key (or setting) actually labeled "CHOCK LOCK" on a keyboard (or in an app), usually replacing Caps Lock.
MORE IMPORTANT THAN SOURCE CODE FOR IPHONE AND RESUMES WERE TALKING CHEARLEADERS AT CHOCKLOCK.COM GO CHOCK LOCK GO HOME RUN
by Lanny Heidbreder January 20, 2009
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lockblock

The phenomenon that occurs when someone is trying to open a car door while someone else is trying to unlock the door at the same, resulting in a still locked door. Followed by repeated attempts and pointing and laughing.
Person waiting for the door to unlock: Hey Rick, unlock the door already, you bastard.

Person with the keys: I would, if you kept your crab covered hand off the handle and stopped lockblocking me.
by Bort125 December 14, 2010
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