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Libertarian

A person who feels that they should have the freedom to be a racist, misogynist homophobes without the hassle of being criticised. Obviously because despite being critical of others they are also a poor sensitive snowflake.
Piers Morgan is such a libertarian, complaining about the existence of vegan sausages.
by Firescientist January 13, 2020
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Batesian Libertarianism

The political "philosophy" of someone that is too creepy for the Democratic Party while but being simultaneously insignificant and yet too egotistical for the Libertarian Party, which is actually a really difficult thing to do. See also: lolbert
This group is for people interested in forming a new political party based on the ideological principles of Batesian Libertarianism.
by мастер Бейтс July 1, 2021
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Libertarian-Democrat

A believer in a political doctrine that emphasizes individual liberty and a lack of governmental regulation, intervention, and oversight both in matters of the economy whilst being an advocate of democratic politics.
The libertarian-democrat advocated for universal healthcare via voluntary means. They believed healthcare shouldn't be regulated by the government. They also suggested that government should fundraise to underwrite healthcare plans for those who couldn't afford them in the interim as prices of healthcare plans dropped (thanks to competition) & the diversity of options (thanks to the paucity of support from the government of the medical-industrial complex and thanks to competition) increased.
by Politics [Moribund Institute] November 27, 2020
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Libertarian

They piss off the left and right at the same time by shooting machine guns duct taped to their bong. Questions all sense of authority, would say something along the lines of this "You ever notice how there is a big glowing orb in the sky but you aren't allowed to look at it or else your eyes burn and you go blind, MOTHER FUCKING BIG GOVERNMENT."
"So why the fuck did that guy smoke a gram then drive his gas guzzler while flying a don't tread on me flag and a half trump half Hillary flag with and X through it and a pride flag and a BLM flag while saying something about Ben Franklin?"

"He's a libertarian."

"Makes complete sense."
by Matt123098 May 11, 2022
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Libertarian

A modern day liberal/ communist/ socialist, etc. that claims to be anti-government/ anti-fascist/ anti-establishment. These people also tend to parrot and embrace all establishment/ media talking points and narratives that are demonstrably detrimental, in live time, to their own country.
Libertarian- “Chad attended the legalize-all-drugs and prostitution rally to preserve liberty in his country.”
by Lala1992 June 30, 2021
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libertarian christmas

The day che Guevara was shot by Bolivian soldiers. We celebrate by taking a shot of whiskey
Merry libertarian Christmas!!
What?
The day that racist murderer che Guevara was shot.
by HangryMasterb8r October 9, 2020
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Libertarian

A libertarian is someone who wants to advance your liberty, including having limited government interference within your life, protecting constitutional rights, free market capitalism, etc.
Person 1: We need to change the entire constitution.
Person 2: As a libertarian, I believe we should not change the entire constitution. Peoples freedom and rights would die.
by anonymous February 18, 2025
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