a sex move in which a male performs the shocker on a female with both hands, fingers crossed, while rapidly motioning the arms outward and inward, all while thrusting forward. This will cause the fingers to rhythmically and violently jab the inner walls of the cervix and rectum, in affect giving the woman the most vigorous and mind blowing pussy/ass expansion of her life. When done properly, this move should imitate the motion of the tool anvil loppers.
Janice's snatch was too tight for Jon's schlong, so he was determined to prep her by giving her the anvil loppers.
by Phil Deholsen August 6, 2007
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Absolutely we can take your phone line off of your parent's plan. We're just going to need an $800 deposit because you're a credit leper.
by meditashi April 6, 2010
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1.For the use of lesser words; the slang use for a "crankhead"
2. One who tries too hard in life to be cool, knowingly knowing that they aren't but somehow pretend they are.
2. One who tries too hard in life to be cool, knowingly knowing that they aren't but somehow pretend they are.
by Breezy F. Baby September 2, 2007
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I wonder how many women actually used these lines, and how many befuddled men lost wood after hearing that they’re a first rate cunt lapper in broken English. “Come on Toshi! Come on!”
I wonder how many women actually used these lines, and how many befuddled men lost wood after hearing that they’re a first rate cunt lapper in broken English. “Come on Toshi! Come on!”
by Benedicte December 29, 2010
Get the First rate cunt lapper mug.Very similar to a "Creeper". A Lerper's intentions are to simply receive human contact, verbally, visually, or physically. A Lerper has no real desire for sex specifically, but rather they solely are interested in relieving the enormous state of loneliness they exist in. (Verb: Lerp Adj.: Lerpish)
"So when Allison was at the mall, she totally got creeped out by this lerper"
"Dude, Eric was totally lerping on that chick!"
"Mike was acting all lerpish today with Jen..."
"Dude, Eric was totally lerping on that chick!"
"Mike was acting all lerpish today with Jen..."
by Siphadiaz December 16, 2008
Get the lerper mug.A small creature often looking like a juvenile human. It is the result of a troll and a leprechaun mating. it can usually be seen at the pub eating a medium rare steak and veges.
It is usually wearing a vest and has very spiky bleach blonde hair.
It is usually wearing a vest and has very spiky bleach blonde hair.
by youbetroll1n June 9, 2011
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