Law of Netflix 

(noun) The principle that parental units, small children, or people you care deeply about WILL walk in during THE ONLY sex scene in the movie you are watching. Law applies regardless of movie streaming service.

*Two people kissing on screen. One has pantyhose on their head*

Younger Brother: What. Are you...

Me: ITS NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE. Goddamn you law of netflix...

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*Watching Doctor Who. Dad walks in.*

Dad: Alright, lets figure out why you like this show so much.

*Le one shirtless scene EVER*

Law of Netflix by teamfreewill May 24, 2013

law porn 

Advertising material sent by one law school to faculty at others, in the effort to improve its "peer ranking" score in the U.S. News & World Report annual law school rankings. The effort is generally considered ineffective and wasteful. Public reports credit Professor Pamela Karlan of Stanford Law School with coining the term (and disapproving of the practice).

Prof. 1: "Did you see that ridiculous law porn today from XYZ Law School?"

Prof. 2: "Nah. I don't hardly even read my school mail any more, since it's gotten so full of that crap."

law porn by LawProf9000 March 31, 2014

Law of Androgyny

When a feminist or masculinist argument is rendered moot because it applies equally to both genders.

Practically applied by replacing the gender terms in an argument with their antonyms, i.e., if, in a piece of writing, you can reasonably replace the words 'women, female, maternal etc' with 'men, males, paternal etc' (or visa versa) without significantly altering your contention; then it's not appropriate to argue your point from a feminist/masculinist perspective.

1. You can't use "women are pressured in to having children because their parents want grandchildren" as a feminist argument, it doesn't pass the Law of Androgyny test; that point would still be valid if you replaced 'women' with 'men.'

2. You can't use "men are pressured in to having children because their parents want grandchildren" as a masculinist argument, it doesn't pass the Law of Androgyny test; that point would still be valid if you replaced 'men' with 'women.'

Law of Androgyny by McKinks June 21, 2014

law of diminishing returns 

What a state with a deposit on beverage-containers unwittingly enacts upon itself by not adjusting the amount of said deposit in response to inflation.

Maine's five-cents-per-container deposit began in early 1977, and yet it's still only that exact same amount today --- yup, in well over FORTY YEARS, the amount of "green" that you get for recycling a soft-drink bottle or beer can hasn't gone up past just a nickel, even though a "Tommy disc" isn't worth nearly so much nowadays as it was "way back when"! It's no wonder, therefore, that fewer and fewer people are bothering to actually cash in their own drink-containers or pick up ones that litterbugs have tossed... sounds like da classic "law of diminishing returns" to me... yep, da state had originally voted in da returnable-bottle law in an effort to reduce waste and beautify our countryside, but nowadays our roadsides and parks are actually MORE cluttered than ever before!

law of diminishing returns by QuacksO November 17, 2018

Law Players

People who play Law in Tekken. All Law Players are bitches, no exceptions.

You know what they say about Law Players.

Law Players by My Sword is Unbelievably Dull July 21, 2019

Law gender 

A sexual identity that allows people the ability to ignore all laws and rules with no consequences

Cop: you’re under arrest for murder!
Me: actually I’m law gender so it’s ok!
Cop: oh my apologies, you’re free to go!

Law gender by Yupinmywhitetee November 2, 2020

Law of An 

The Law of An, also referred to as Me of An or Law of Anu or Me of Anu, is the name of a set of Anunnaki teachings, norms and practices for spiritual, practical, humble and simple living. The law of an is considered to be one of the main laws of the Anunnaki and also one that is adopted throughout the Anunnaki Empire and also an important principle of Anunnakism as well. The law of Anu is characterized by defending mainly the idea of the unity of existence and reality, the union between the physical-extraphysical and the natural-extranatural, extraphysicalism, extramaterialism, extranaturalism, pandivinism and panpsychism as fundamental principles of reality and the need to enjoy every moment of your life and always seek to evolve spiritually and treat your friends, family and close people well.

"The Law of An is considered to be one of the basic principles of Anunnakism and the whole way of life that an Anunnaki should have and follow."

Law of An by Full Monteirism June 1, 2021