(n)- when your friend is banging a chick, you cover yourself in dirty laundry on the floor so you can move along the floor to watch, in a properly concealed state. The laundry blends into the environment and breaks up your outline, much like a ghillie suit worn by military snipers

guy 1: "dude, you should have seen me banging my girlfriend last night!"

guy 2: "Ya, I did, I did the dirty laundry ghillie suit"

Dirty Laundry Ghillie suit by Jonny702 January 6, 2010

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load of laundry

having sexual intercourse or oral copulation, etc. to achieve ejaculation.

doing a load of laundry: having sexual intercourse or the act of performing oral copulation.

Boy: hey honey, i've got a load of laundry to do.
Girl: Give me a second, i'm on the phone.
~ 30 min. later ~
Girl: hey babe, i'm ready to do laundry now.
Boy: that's ok. it was a small load, i did it by hand.

load of laundry by msbrat1978 March 13, 2007

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soiled laundry quandary

That morning-after hesitation when a house guest wonders if they are obligated to wash their own sheets after having sex with a middle-aged bartender in a friend’s guest room.

Kevin stood outside Rob’s bedroom door, holding a bundle of sloppy, soaking sheets, frozen in a soiled laundry quandary.

soiled laundry quandary by aretegroup February 9, 2019

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horny laundry basket

something that is horny and likes laundry baskets, this can also be used as a comeback e.g your a horny laundry basket. this word isn’t used as often as it should be as its a good word to say instead of “damn” or “shit.”

jack: hey there jim
jim: hi, i don’t like you
jack: your a horny laundry basket

horny laundry basket by h.s — so uno it’s me ;) October 17, 2019

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