Lampeter Strasburg

Juul. Apparently all the fuckers here need it. Cheating, all the fuckers here do it. Thots, we have too many of those dusty hoes. People gotta wake up to shit like, right? Gay, what an insult! Like what in fucking fuck are you guys on about? The shitty ass people, lovely shit going on here. Fucking small child’s swear here like what in the fuck?

Damnit, I’m still in Lampeter Strasburg!

by MoonlightUH69 May 14, 2019

lapes

old people; elderly; senior citizens

Look at those lapes sitting in those rocking chairs.

by Anish Patel May 26, 2008

lametard

1.Someone who is stuck in the phase between being lame and completely retarded and uses dude in every sentince.
2. A person who licks a leaf and sticks it on their forehead.

1. Dude:"Duuuude, that dude has like an awesome gb. Duuuuuude!"
Guy: "Dude, you're such a lametard."
2. She's such a lametard that she stuck the poison oak leaf on her forehead.

by x_sun_child_x September 30, 2005

laptop poop

The act of sitting on the toilet to empty your bowels, while using a laptop.

Screen name 1: dude what are you up to right now?
Screen name 2: taking a laptop poop
Screen name 1: really? me too lmao

by Laptop pooper February 11, 2010

lametard

one who has the uncanny ability to be lame and retarded at the same time.
usually has little or no friends.
will most likely live in his mother's basement until he's 54, and will never get laid.

ughh! you're the biggest freaking lametard on the planet!

by Xmona_lisaX February 18, 2008

Laptopahot

For use when your Laptop overheats

Dude my Laptopahot

Flipahotapoles Dude

by Robberz January 10, 2009

laped

a rape of the lips. a forced kiss onto someone without consent.

He locked the door to the bathroom and laped me!

by ross the boss09 May 4, 2009