land one's airbus on her Hudson 

1. put one's penis into his girlfriend's vagina after a long, passionate make-out.

2. land an airbus on the Hudson river.

0. "land one's airbus on her Hudson" is appropriate to use especially when the girl's vagina is so wet that it fells like diving into the river or something.

1. Girl: I can't wait anymore. I'd like you to land your airbus on my Hudson right now!
Man: Fasten your seat belt baby!

2. Dude, that US1549 pilot Captain Sullenberger landed the airbus on the Hudson and saved 151 people's life. He's the man of the year!

land one's airbus on her Hudson by disconnectus February 22, 2009

land-bridge 

This is the area between a woman's anus and vagina. Previously referred to as the "taint". Land-bridge gives women their own word for this area. The phrase was created because the area is between two holes, like two oceans. The land-bridge connects the vagina to her ass. And it's a lot more fun to say than "taint".

I was fingering her, then my fingers crossed the land-bridge and played with her ass.

land-bridge by Zack_DK06 July 18, 2007

land-locked 

Being unable to move for fear of someone seeing your erection

Hey Randy, want to go get some cheeseburgers?

I'm pretty land-locked right now, give me about 5 minutes.

land-locked by Melvin the Window Licker March 20, 2014

land globster

A land globster is a distant relative of land whales and other such sea creatures. the land globster is a name for any individual or individuals that are so over weight they can not be identified as normal land whales. These creatures can distinguished from land whales by the way they sit. If they look like fat assthey are normal land whales, if the appear to be pile of lard over lapping its self it is a land globster.

When visiting the beach, a land globster pulled its self up on to the beach.

land globster by land whaler101 February 12, 2018

Land Mine

For some reason, it means a skinnier ugly chick than a grenade which makes no fucking sense because you would think that since a land mine is more lethal and cheap and worse than a grenade for many reasons, that it would instead mean an even fatter ugly chick than a grenade, but for some reason, it means the exact opposite. Another reason why Jersey Shore is the stupidest fucking show ever that should be wiped off the face of the earth, and whoever watches that god awful excuse for a show is a stupid fucking trendster.

>Hey, look at that Land Mine over there

>>You mean that grenade?

>Nah, she's too skinny to be a grenade

>>wtf? but...land mines are deadlier than grenades, why is she called a landmine?

>the fuck should I know? I just saw it on jersey shore...

>>Oh, that explains everything...btw you're a fucking retard

Land Mine by fuckjerseyshore August 5, 2010

Land of Entrapment

Santa Fe, New Mexico. A play on New Mexico's state saying 'Land of Enchantment' (which is also true), because people either never leave Santa Fe or they return eventually.

Man, Santa Fe is the Land of Entrapment.' I'll never be able to move to California.

Land of Entrapment by YourMom July 30, 2004

land sharking

a girl spreads her arms acros a wall thrusting her ass in the opposite direction, while a guy in the other end of the room has his arms above his head, in the shape of a shark fin, humming the "jaws" theme song. Then as fast as he can he sprints to the other end of the room and pelvic thrusts his dick into her ass, hoping he doesn't miss.

special fetures in 40 year old virgin. "land sharking"

land sharking by Jake Erenstoft August 16, 2006