Kite yards suck

take first letter in each word to get the abbreviation kys.

"Your so bad!"

"Kite yards suck"

*teacher does not look over because she knows not of this sigma level language

by poopersmyboobersgosuckysucky August 7, 2021

flying a kite

Flying a kite is code for smoking weed. It is used when you’re so high you feel like you’re in the clouds; and especially used when you’re around or talking to people who don’t smoke so you don’t want them to lose respect for you, stoner.

Friend 1: hey, whats up??
Friend 2: oh not much, just flying a kite
Friend 1: in this weather???

by grubbs4777 March 31, 2020

Flying the kite

Menstruating (Weapon of choice is a tampon.)

Jezebel must be flying the kite. Seems like her time of the month.

by Smysizzle July 3, 2011

Kite

The albino character in the popular Japanese animated show: Hunter x Hunter from the Chimera Ant Arc

Person A: Oh my gosh Kite is such a badass!
Person B: I know omg! But it was sad that he was reborn as a chimera ant

by chrollosthiccjuicyasscheeks July 5, 2021

Mississippi kite

A black man handing from a tree.

Commonly used by white people in the Deep South prior to the Civil War.

I was going for a walk through a small town and came across a tree full of Mississippi kites.

by Shlingdaddy February 14, 2024

sticky kite

When doing a girl in the "doggie style" position, you blow your load on the partners back then proceed to stick the bed sheets on their back. Giving them the representation of a kite, you then proceed to throw them across the room as you are flying a kite.

I got so wasted last night I gave the drunk bitch the sticky kite, I got it all on video!

by SmackYaModem July 3, 2014

Flying a kite

When someone is in public and they are visually and physically high

Hey man are you flying a kite right now?

by WolfKing54 January 24, 2019