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Kamal's Law

The law that usurps all laws for a moment in time. This law is used to perfect ones well-being by any means, even if one has to disregard all other laws humans have in existence. Reason, logic and morals are no longer necessary while Kamal's Law is in effect. Kamal's Law has no definite duration period but consequences will vary. Use at your own risk.
Bill tells Ted that he's hungry and has been fired from his last job. Ted replies, "Well Bill, as Kamal's Law states, he who doesn't giveth a fuck may do upon himself a multitude of goodness as long as he shan't be caught. So, go steal some grub Bill and remember to party on dude."
by Twerk for cancer October 30, 2013
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keaLon

A keaLon is an actual disgusting rat of a ex-boyfriend. He is a bad yee haw. No one wants to be on the opposite side of a relationship w/a keaLon, he will whine and cry and you just don't want to end up with a guy like that.
"So I heard you dated a keaLon."

" Yeah he was a real bitch!"

" Understandable"
by Layla Addam August 16, 2019
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Kamala Harris

Current VP of the United States of America, waiting in line to become the next President as soon as Joe Biden is screwed. Woman with fake laughter and who has managed to change her ethnicity according to the situation. Also a Hot Milf whose fake nude photos caused a controversy.
Yo woman why you laughing like Kamala Harris?
Damn man look at the woman she is one hot MILF like our VP Harris
by unrealisticguy January 22, 2021
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Kamaly

The state of having long flowing hair. Such that a king would have.
He's in Kamaly. We lose.
by NeroTide October 18, 2012
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kamali

it's a type of sooti by tahmineh that happend in korean class . Tahmineh was trying to explain different kinds of amali and kalami sootis to arghavan and suddenly the word kamali started to be a thing 🤔
for example : Hey I did a sooti !

was it amali or kalami or kamali ?
I think it was kamali **
by thminzz August 17, 2018
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kamala

to defuse your ignorance when asked a question by smiling or laughing ; in other words playing it off
Joe really is a complete idiot. Lord knows how he was promoted. Did you see him in the Q. & A. when Phylis asked him a question on net income and he began to do a kamala and then mumbled some nonsense. What a fucking clown!
by RONDO MONDO December 16, 2020
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Kamala Cackle

The hideous witch-like cackle laugh our Vice President utters when she cannot answer "hard questions". Also used to show her callous indifference.
Q.: Did you hear what V.P. Harris said when she was asked if she'd visit the Southern Border? A.: All she did was smile and give her hideously famous "Kamala Cackle" and avoided a direct answer.
by LostInASeaOfLibtards June 27, 2021
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