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one handed jousting

One handed jousting is the solo act of a male human self-pleasuring though the act of masturbation.
"Bet you were one handed jousting that image of Tanya last night."
by Farfox5 November 7, 2014
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Jousting

The modern day version of medieval jousting. Two men mid HANK (highway wank) meeting at completion
I was burning diesel and choking the weasel when we locked eyes, first time I’ve ever been jousting
by Russ gout June 1, 2024
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Num-chuk Jousting: The First Juvenile Release (they call me mister tibbs so eat my big toe!)...
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim January 27, 2025
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Pork Joust

1. The act of poking another man in the dick with your porksword.

2. The act of being gay.

3. The act of slapping someone with your dick
Bill and Ted are going on a pork joust tommorow.

What a bunch of pork jousters.
by Bouffy Quimbi January 19, 2013
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Jousting

Jousting is a way to spice up thins in the bedroom. It is performed by a male standing atleast 10 feet away and inserting his junk into the female. He cannot slow down it stop it he is DQed.
Bro I was jousting with Stephanie last night and on the third try I totally got it in.
by Joustingfurdays August 24, 2014
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french jousting

when a man is across the room from another man and they run at each other in full pace and collide penis first in the ways of jousting
chad kroeger is the epitome of a french jousting high champion what a douche
by jren December 15, 2012
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Joust

An abnormally long penis that is literally as hard and as sturdy as the wood used to make Jousts in Midieval Times.
Dude I chaffed my joust when I had sex in the sand last night.
by Fuckthatnoise April 25, 2015
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