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Salisbury Journal

the local news which revolves around the chaotic city of salisbury including 2 girls the age of 12 and 15 getting assaulted by boys who were 7 and 9 (useless bitches) and also some random shit that would be going down in the shithole town of andover which is in hampshire not wiltshire IDK what to say anymore so yeah
Salisbury journal moan about everything day in day out
by big fat tubby December 27, 2022
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Failure of Journalism

Hym "YOU ARE THE FAILURE OF JOURNALISM! THAT'S YOU! Every time you report on this you are committing a deliberate lie of ommission! And you are doing it either because you are complicit or you're delusional about your ability to use this moment to garner more power for yourselves. Power you will use to be just as authoritarian as they are. And I'm living proof that that's the case."
by Hym Iam February 7, 2025
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journaler

Those that find using a journal a necessity.
I enjoy being a junk journaler as much as I enjoy a great martini.
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Chequebook Journalism

Paying people for information, to get the best photos or breaking news.
(boss) Have you got that photo?
(photographer) Not yet. I think we'll need to make a chequebook journalism with that insider. That's the only way to get that photo.
by Amy Spencer June 27, 2013
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Wall Street Journal

to Wall Street Journal (verb): Snipping out part of a video or audio track and completely removing the context.
Person 1: Yo, did you hear that everyone is calling Bill Gates a racist?
Person 2: Oh, I've seen his talk yesterday against racism, someone must've Wall Street Journaled a segment out of it
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Journaling

The act of repeatedly striking your genitals with a rolled up A4 note pad, it is claimed to relieve writer's block.
Have you seen Harry recently?

No, the last time I saw him he said he was going to his room to do some journaling.

Ok I'll check his room.
by Comedy Continuum January 2, 2023
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LIE Journaling

LIE journaling combines the therapeutic practice of journaling with an exploration of lies, deception, and storytelling. It offers a safe and confidential space for individuals to reflect on their own lies, motivations, and the impact of dishonesty.
Tom: LIE Journaling is the next big thing on social media.
Chet: What is LIE Journaling?
Tom: It's just a new way of exploring lies, deception, and storytelling.
Chet: New? My sister's been doing that on IG for a long time!
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