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Wall Street Journal

to Wall Street Journal (verb): Snipping out part of a video or audio track and completely removing the context.
Person 1: Yo, did you hear that everyone is calling Bill Gates a racist?
Person 2: Oh, I've seen his talk yesterday against racism, someone must've Wall Street Journaled a segment out of it
by customer_support April 6, 2017
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Journaling

The act of repeatedly striking your genitals with a rolled up A4 note pad, it is claimed to relieve writer's block.
Have you seen Harry recently?

No, the last time I saw him he said he was going to his room to do some journaling.

Ok I'll check his room.
by Comedy Continuum January 2, 2023
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LIE Journaling

LIE journaling combines the therapeutic practice of journaling with an exploration of lies, deception, and storytelling. It offers a safe and confidential space for individuals to reflect on their own lies, motivations, and the impact of dishonesty.
Tom: LIE Journaling is the next big thing on social media.
Chet: What is LIE Journaling?
Tom: It's just a new way of exploring lies, deception, and storytelling.
Chet: New? My sister's been doing that on IG for a long time!
by VIP DICTIONARY GUIDE June 19, 2023
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writing in your journal

a substitution for the word masturbation so you can talk about it in polite company without arousing suspicion.
Writing in your journal is a very stress relieving activity.
I need some private time to write in my journal.
I like it when my girlfriend comes over because we can write in each other's journal.
by journal-writer86 November 18, 2011
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journal-list

A person who writes top-ten lists of things, often very poorly, with the intent of informing the reader about something the author assumes the reader didn't previously know. These lists usually include well-known factoids that lots of people know, and are usually tainted by the author's personal opinion. Seen on web sites like Buzzfeed.
I'm going to launch a Buzzfeed clone and become a journal-list.
by billsuspect September 17, 2014
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