Jose

He isn’t special, he’s just normal, no he’s not normal. He’s a dam loser.
by WaterMelonSharkTube January 18, 2018
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Jose

When you have ascended above the title of "Bitch" and constantly lie a lot with no shame whatsoever. Especially when you yourself have a tiny pencil penis that can easily snap in half.
My ex girlfriend is being more the a Karen.... she has literally become a Jose
by PoeTayToe September 03, 2019
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He’s a fucking idiot and if you have one in your life Leave them because they suck And they are the worst person you’ll ever meet
Person: you’re such a Jose

Jose: damn bro that shit hurt
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simply a guy with a small dick, not attractive, laughs at dumb stuff, and he is a stoner.
no one wants to be a jose
by josehater101 October 21, 2015
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Flexes with shit he doesn’t have and is mentally retarded, and has no friends cus he’s a fake ass flexed and needs to stfu
Jose: yea I paid 700 for these shoes
by Jerjejjerjjrjr October 27, 2019
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Jose is when a male gets sperm pumped in his ass .
I josed a dude yesterday while watching kalem El neis
by Realistmf October 29, 2017
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Maria Jose

Maria is a girl that isn't afraid to tell you that she loves you. The minute you meet her, she takes your heart. Her beauty has this way of stunning you every time you see her. She makes you the happiest guy in the world, and you can't stop loving her. If you ever lose a Maria, you will regret it for the rest of your life. Maria is someone to cherish while you have her. She will always love to joke around with you, and be near you. You can never stop loving a Maria. I love my Maria, and will never quit.
MARIA JOSE a wonderful person, she comes across as a lion and a bit frightening but she is a loyal lion once she becomes your friend. she will stand up against any one for you, go any where, get into to trouble with you. she has to most unique, beautiful personality, she is amazing at every subject including Latin!!! she never realises her amazing skills inside the classroom and as a friend.
by Mariajo13 July 13, 2018
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