Kim Jong Un

Jerking off and ejaculating, acting like a missile that goes up and falls short. Then taking the tip of your dick and inserting it into a shitty anus, getting shit on the tip to make it look like his haircut ; then people clapping afterwards
My girl likes when I give her a Kim Jong Un
by Joseph P. Mama March 6, 2024
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Jonged

it means to cockblock by any means whether verbal or non verbal and to destroy your opponent at all cost rendering him useless for the night
“ oh shit ! Alvin just got jonged again looks like he will have another lonely night
by Theinevitablesausage May 6, 2025
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Kim Jong Poo

The act of ultimate fornication. Requires 3 people for maximum efficiency. Person 1 makes a paper aeroplane, person 2, having consumed numerous laxative tablets, then shits (excessively) on top of it, before throwing it on person 3’s chest, creating a nuclear shit explosion. The Kim Jong Poo.
Tom: I think Beth is getting bored of me.
Jamie: I think I could help you out with that, let me help you give her a Kim Jong Poo.
Tom: What on earth is that?!
Jamie: just lay a tarpaulin on your bed and let me work my magic.
by Kim Jong Poo Poo September 27, 2022
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Jong In Chung

A pioneer of gooning. Jong In Chung was the first man to ever goon, he gooned to a point where he would have hallucinations similar to that of the effect of Salvia. His gooning was quickly recognized by the GIA (Gooner Industry of America) and he was sentenced to death for trying to teach the American population the true goon form. Now Jong gives speeches at middle schools and GA (Gooners Anon) meetings to try to stop the movement he started.
Anton - "Man..I wanna goon just like Jong in Chung"

Ali - "You dont wanna do that, he has to eat through a catheter now"
by Scott Thommy February 8, 2024
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Jong

When you put a joint in the bowl of a bong.
"Hay bro, pass the jong"
by chewchewgo July 6, 2016
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jong

by Queen of Words February 25, 2018
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