bajonga-jong

digitally enhanced male package; unnaturally huge junk

did you see beckham's bajonga-jong? it was totally digitally enhanced

by mmmmmmmmmmmmmmkay February 18, 2011

Kim Jong Un

Jerking off and ejaculating, acting like a missile that goes up and falls short. Then taking the tip of your dick and inserting it into a shitty anus, getting shit on the tip to make it look like his haircut ; then people clapping afterwards

My girl likes when I give her a Kim Jong Un

by Joseph P. Mama March 6, 2024

Jong

When you put a joint in the bowl of a bong.

"Hay bro, pass the jong"

by chewchewgo July 6, 2016

Kim Jong un

The person who likes to eat bombs (featured in the movie dumbass)

Kim Jong un is bad

by Blaneyfan12 August 11, 2023

dixon jong

Ancient Malay for sexual deviance that motivates one to literally have bags of dicks in their mouth. Unimaginable thirst for the dick.

Dixon Jong, you wanna do some work for me?
*silence*
Oh, sorry don't speak Malay.
*silence*
Cool - busy eating a literal bag o' cock - I'll come back later.
*silence*

by Yeet Yo Dong April 30, 2019

The Kim Jong Un

When your balls deep in a american girl, quickly reach out and grab a dildo, preferably one as large as possible. Throw the dildo up into the air so it falls down tip first. As your doing it exclaim loudly: Kim Jong Uns nukes are here! As the dildo or intercontinental ballistic missile (whatever you prefer) hits her in the back, quickly pull out and come into the air. The nut will simulate radioactiv fallout.

Joe: Hey dude i pulled a Kim Jong Un on my girlfriend yesterday!
Bob: Nice man!

The Kim Jong Un: When you pretend a dildo is a missile and your cum is radioactiv fallout

by Clapping gorilla cheeks March 26, 2018

Kim jong un

Vhin's dad

Siri who is vhin's dad ... Kim jong un

by Robbie346747 February 10, 2018