get off my jock

An expression that means "Excuse me, you are involved in matters that concern me, not you, so I would appreciate it if you would give me some space and let me do my thing." Basically when someone says get off my jock they want you to back the hell up and leave them alone because you are being nosey and getting involved in shit that has nothing to do with you. Get off my jock can also be used to ask someone to remove themselves from your penis (jock = penis). If someone is feeling on your dick without your permission, the proper phrase to use would be get off my jock. Another time where the phrase get off my jock would be appropriate is if someone is arguing with you and you prove them wrong you can yell "GET OFF MY JOCK!!!!" to be like "Yeah dumbass you were wrong I was right!!!"

Brendan: Who ya texting?!
Christian: My friend from Oklahoma...
Brendan: Oh cool... What's his name?
Christian: HER name is Chelsea...
Brendan: Oh cool is she hot? Where does she go to school? How did you meet her?
Christian: Brendan, get off my jock... It's none of your damn business

by christuhferGTL August 17, 2010

jock

Stupid idiot selfish wealthy athlete who gets all respect and all girls in high school, who usually gets bad grades and gets nowhere in life. These people pick on the 'nerds' and smart people bcuz they think they're too 'cool' to study or do any work, so they pick on the minority student who isn't so popular. All the girls pay attention to him and ignore the hardworking, achieving students who work hard. Also, the only thing in these guys's brains are their sport, no one elses and nothing else.

everyone in my school. jocks.

by gplpark92 July 26, 2006

jockodacious

Adjective term meaning extraordinarily good and relating to Scotland. Term is combination of Jock (slang for Scotsman) and bodacious.

James McFadden's wonder-goal for Scotland against France in Paris 2007 was most jockodacious!

I've just got a totally jockodacious jacket to wear with my kilt on Tartan Army trips.

by haileys February 16, 2008

jockey box

In the old west, a tool box carried aboard a stage coach where tools and odd parts were kept for emergency repairs.

Hammers, mallets, axle grease, spare wheel retainers, horse shoes, nails, ax and adz, water, odds and ends, etc. Any and all of these might be found in a jockey box.

by Kritiper August 14, 2010

arse jockey

A person who rides another by mounting them and inserting a penile type object into their arse. Used as an insult to bummers...

That man over there is an absolute arse jockey!

by Bummer....... September 19, 2003

Jism Jockey

Any individual who loves cum so much they would ride, much like a jockey does, a man's penis in order to milk every last drop of jism from it.

Michael B is such a jism jockey. Yeah he rode like the entire basketball team when he was drunk and horny. What a total faggot.

by Freshness November 3, 2006

jockesh

Persian for "The man who makes the bed" in refrence to those men responsible for preparing the beds of prostitutes at a brothel.

buro baba jockesh paras!

by David Bloom January 15, 2007