johnyxliar

Human robot made to have human feelings.
Roleplay character.
An amazing person.
Myspace.com/ilovekannonbitch
Goes by the name Johny as well.

Oh shit I would definitely want to tap JohnyxLiars ass.

by bitchcuntass October 17, 2008

Johny Dorito

One who gets stoned eats dorito's and strongly resembles Ed from Ed, Edd, and Eddy.

"That kid is so high."
"Yeah...That johny dorito is so dumb."

by nitereeper10 February 10, 2010

Johny Apple Swoll

A nickname for someone who works out and gets swoll like a beast, and plants the seeds of determination in all that observe him.

Dude 1: "bro look at that little guy over there he is so small but he's benching like 315!"

Dude 2: "I am so ready to work out now! that guy is a total Johny Apple Swoll

by DutchBeats May 3, 2011

johny cage

Repeatedly punching someone in the testicles.

Sorry but can I sit down? Damien Johny Caged me in english class.

by Smeagle69 September 10, 2013

johnysouras

big johny penis

I want his johnysouras!!!

by Johnysouras May 25, 2016

johnned out

Used to describe a lovely young thing whose feminine charms are ruined by other less obvious masculine characteristics such as a deep voice, huge hands etc.

When she's pretty asf but talks and kills it all cuz she be johnned out asf too

by mgamn42 November 22, 2016

Johned

When someone orders food but that someone isn't there in time to pick it up.

"Goosh, I really Johned that pizza, didn't I?"

by Einerstürmf December 13, 2016