Johnrobbed

To end up with a large hangover due to the persuasive power of an individual. The individual will persuade you to stay and drink more without having to try too hard. Especially used in the Arts Community on launch nights and social gatherings.

Scott - Eurgh I feel awful

Pete - I thought you weren't staying out late last night

Scott - I wasn't but i was totally Johnrobbed

Pete - Again?!

by EdWinchester August 27, 2013

Pussy Johnny

I guy who gets tons of pussy without really trying. Girls just naturally flock to him. Has lots of sex with different women.

Wow, that's the third girls he's slep with this week. He's getting to be a real Pussy Johnny

by Rod Bernstein October 19, 2004

Johnny Sailor

A sexual practice, whereby two people acquire a container full of liquid (water, or urine for extra fetish), before commencing sexual intercourse in the doggy position. This must be conducted anally for maximum effect.

The 'giver' must hold the 'taker' over the tank of liquid and, at the appropriate moment, dunk the taker's head into the liquid. The taker will then thrash wildly until their bowels void.

Just before voiding, the giver must sense a change in the taker's sphincter pressure, ejaculate wildly, before pulling the taker from the liquid just in time to slap them around the face with their semi erect, post-coital penis (see smurfing) in order to revive them.

She looks like the kind of girl who'd enjoy a Johnny Sailor

by D.Andrews August 8, 2009

Office Johnny

Someone who works a menial job in an office environment.

Friend #1: So, what does Adam do for work?
Friend #2: He's just an Office Johnny at the moment, but is looking to move into plumbing.

by kyusssss July 23, 2010

Johnny Depp

One of the best actors ever. Fantastic in Blow & in Ed Wood. Also, he's super hot.

Johnny Depp lives in France, & is the best actor out there.

by numchuck bitch July 29, 2003

johnny marr

Lead guitar player of the Smiths.

I wish johnny marr hadn't quit the Smiths in '87.

by Phej July 5, 2005

Johnny Boy

The man, simply a god among men. People appear as mere mortals, because of immortality of his greatness. Women love him, men want to be him. Scottish by background, lover in faith. Can please any women, known for his overwhelming strength and power.

God, Brad Pitt, William Wallace, Johnny Boy

by jhaywood02 March 3, 2009