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Jeweler Jerk

1. A hand job performed using ONLY the index finger and thumb, similar to a jeweler examining a diamond. Primarily used on those penises resembling a toddlers toe. Extreme concentration is necessary to successfully complete the task at "hand".
Tripp: "Dude, did you end up hooking up with that broad last night?"

George: "You could say that"

Tripp: "She was so tiny. She had to use two hands to hold her beer"

George: "Makes for a great jeweler jerk"
by GastoniaClamSlammer1 April 27, 2013
mugGet the Jeweler Jerkmug.

Jewel

The best wingman ever. Always on the phone and js perfect. Lovely eyes and perfect curves. Best model in the world. Will always be there for you.
by chh huh dgyygv April 12, 2023
mugGet the Jewelmug.

Jewellee

A literal Virgo BOSS. A passionate, intelligent, hilarious, and beautiful woman. Jewellee lights up every room she walks into. Her magnetic personality, gorgeous smile, and mesmerizing brown eyes will captivate you. Her empathetic and friendly nature will cause you to drop all defenses. She is more than powerful, she is a force. If you’ve ever experienced Jewellee, you should consider yourself lucky.
“Wow! Look at that beautiful woman over there! I want to be like her!”

“Oh, her? That’s Jewellee.”
by Jmrich November 22, 2021
mugGet the Jewelleemug.

Jewel

Jewel is halarious
by J3W3L10 December 10, 2023
mugGet the Jewelmug.

Jewel

Cool Shawty
Pretty Damn Fine

Short and Tempered (:
W Person Overall
Great Music Taste
Aye, Jewel Cool Asl
by TkThaKing March 4, 2024
mugGet the Jewelmug.

brown jewel

The best player on a shitty sports team.
Relief pitching is probably our biggest asset. Craig Kimbrel is obviously the brown jewel.
by Meribald July 9, 2021
mugGet the brown jewelmug.

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