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Jacker

Refers to a person who masturbates often
You Jacker!
by ThePathlessFool March 7, 2024
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Apple Jacker

1. A person who openly admits to liking Apple Jacks cereal.

2. An individual whose taste buds cannot be trusted.

3. Synonyms: clown, goober, dunce, chaos gremlin.
“Did you just buy Apple Jacks? Wow… What an Apple Jacker.”

"Don't be an Apple Jacker."
by 73954444 September 21, 2025
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Mad jacker’s syndrome

A guy or gal that is addicted to masturbation especially while on meth.
David had ‘mad jacker’s syndrome’ and almost went blind, but he’s recovered now!
by Papi_chulo_OG November 14, 2025
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