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Your Shit

Your Shit is the psychosis that makes one believe that their significant other has done some wrong to them with only hunches and shadow reasons. In a relationship, one of the mates naggingly asks questions about the others time and activity that does not concern them because, they are trying to find out what wrong they have done.
Michael was asking his girlfriend suspiciously about where she was and going through her phone at the same time. This was going on now for an hour and a half.
His girlfriend Anna, fed up with Michael, turned to him and shouted; "That's YOUR SHIT!"
by Conformistake December 12, 2021
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your shit

"your shit" is a expression towards people that cant dress, spends 80$ on a cup, also having difficulty on gaining weight"
for example, jordan got a ride to ginza since hes never has a ride, the minute he arrived all his friends began to yell out "your shit"
by cokefather44 January 20, 2024
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I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts

A classic line to woo a woman, meaning that you would do whatever it takes to be close to her.
John saw her from across the room, she was beautiful, he wanted to know her. He downed a vodka and coke and casually made his way over to the bar to order another. "Voda and coke please" he said to the barman. He took a silent but deep breath. "I've been watching you all evening and I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts." She smiled, and said "come on then lets go to the bathroom"
by green923jade January 9, 2021
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You need your shit milked.

You need a sort of stress reliever. In this case, a handjob 'offer'.
provocateur: You're having a bad time with work. You need your shit milked.

Recipient: Eeeaaaah! He's touching me!
by anonymous April 8, 2023
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In Your Shit

Being overwhelmed by, consumed by, or largely occupied with an emotion; typically, but not strictly, used to describe negative emotional states, or heavy pondering.
my friend, honbon, is in her shit rn fr! i told her “you’re in your shit right now fr!”
by gmangriss August 21, 2022
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Having your shit together

Being a G
Having your shit together -

"dudes got his shit together "
by Kahnroye December 7, 2017
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Shitting your boots

A combination of the phrases "quaking in your boots" and "shitting your pants". Caused by extreme fear that causes you to shit diarrhea that slides down your pant legs and into your boots.
That roller coaster is so scary, it will definitely have you shitting your boots.
by mr.aaaahmann May 26, 2023
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