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Command Spread

when a guys spreads his legs while sitting.. it’s a position also used in sex when he’s sitting and the girl is straddling
it’s hot as fuck when guys sit in the command spread
by hawtkittyxx December 13, 2018
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Supreme Commander

The game that only the real men of the world would dare to even play, or even download.
It brings out the worst in a man, it tests his loyalty, his dignity and even a mans pride.

But I can also bring the absolute units of the world together, if you play this game you are a fucking machine,
You have the largest cock in the universe, that could destroy any living being. If you play this game, you are

H I M
He plays supreme commander, he must have a huge cock
by benbenbenbenbenbenben1 April 6, 2023
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command-om

when you go commando to yoga but don't have to worry about anyone finding out the hard way while you're in down dog
"At first I was worried about going command-om to my CorePower Yoga class but then I remembered I wasn't wearing those recalled see thru Lululemons."
by yogabb January 23, 2018
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command c

command C means to copy a text.
bruh i cant be botherd to write all this work.

just copy it by going command C on yo keyboard

man thanks

imma go frick my dog
by lil define February 12, 2019
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baby commander

a full fucking physco that plays siege and has an army of babies.
the baby commander was no match for the Jskull
by jskull July 5, 2020
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rusty commander

Eating your jail commander's pussy, while she is shitting on an RV toilet.
Chase gave Sharon a "rusty commander" while ridding her bowels of the cat fish she had, while straddling the rv toilet.
by M&Z December 26, 2010
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11th Commandment

“Share always; share all ways.”

Note: the 11th Commandment was suppressed by the Church as subversive.

Sharing on a wide scale is a most dangerous threat to the powers that be whose wealth depends on maintaining and enforcing economic systems based on usury, debt peonage, wage slavery, false scarcity and the deprivations of poverty (and until it was banned, debtor’s prison and the poor house. See also the works of author Charles Dickens).

The institutions of private property - the right to exclude all others from enjoyment or use of a resource or asset - is subverted by those who dare to share.
When my smart-ass skeptic ex-husband asked me “so, if you’re so smart, what’s the 11th Commandment?”; I meditated and prayed for three days until it was revealed to me that to the 11th Commandment is “share always, share all ways”
by ‘Aether 00 October 2, 2022
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