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When you're so overly bored, that you decide to type everything on your keyboard lowercase forwards, backwards, and diagonally, and uppercase forwards, backwards, and diagonally.

GUY #1: *types `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./~!@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>??><MNBVCXZ":LKJHGFDSA|}{POIUYTREWQ+_)(*&^%$#@!~`1qaz2wsx3edc4rfv5tgb6yhn7ujm8ik,9ol.0p;/-'=\~!QAZ@WSX#EDC$RFV%TGB^YHN&UJM*IK<(OL>)P:?_{"+}|*
GUY #2: "WTF"

by Quinzen June 1, 2024

Dirty Ike

A dirty Ike is to nut in a bitches asshole and then stuff it with a butt plug, then leave it for for a day (or two) before draining her and forcing her to drink the day old nut

P1 bro last night I started a dirty Ike on my bitch little does she know I’m gonna make her drink it tonight

P2 dude I did that last week to my mom!

by Mydickbringsalltheboytotheyard April 20, 2020

Ike

Someone named Ike doesn't need to have people like him. Ikes will do anything to protect their family. Ikes like to live life to the fullest and love to be little trouble makers. They will accomplish anything they put their mind to. Not to mention, Ikes are fucking beautiful. Girls love touching them. Ikes are hands down the hottest men EVER. I love Ike.

Oh my god, Becky! Ike is such a hottie.

Ike is sooo flirty.

by Lemonballs March 22, 2019

Ike

When someone does something that turns you on or makes you want to be with them romantically. The opposite of an ick.

When a man walks by and you smell his cologne. You turn to your girl friend and say “hey Betty, that man smells like a big Ike!”

by Auntiepicklebottom December 12, 2022

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YOUR TOOO BORED JUST DO THE WORK YOU ARE SO LAZY

laura: i want to die I'm so bored so ill type 1qaz2wsx3edc4rfv5tgb6yhn7ujm8ik,9ol.0p;/-'=\!QAZ@WSX#EDC$RFV%TGB^YHN&UJM*IK<(OL>)P:?_{"+}|qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>?+_)(*&^%$#@!|}{POIUYTREWQ":LKJHGFDS?><MNBVCXZ

by slayer looool 2 xeno December 14, 2022

Mike and Ikes

Pills that people regularly mistake for candy.
You can actaully get high if you overdose on this
There are not illegal but they can still be dangerous

Man fuck you I see you at work, nigga dont hate me bc im beautiful nigga, maybe if you got rid of that old yee yee ass haircut youd get some bitches on yo dick better yet Taneshia will call yo dog ass if she ever stops fucking with lawyer or brain surgeon shes fuckin with NIGGGAAA, WHAT!!?! MIke and Ikes

by PussyEaterIMeanTheCat August 22, 2021

Mike and iked

When A Twitch Streamer looses his hardcore world to a candy ( A creeper blew him up )

Oh Zomb got mike and iked

by chrissquartz April 29, 2022